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gives me thousands of honey doos!!!
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Results of 2019 Hardesty Athletic Center Bocce Tournament:
- Biff Boce’- drug test has not been turned in so he has not received his 1st Place Trophy as of the print deadline of this publication!!
- Tempest ’I'm a Barbie Doll in a Barbie world’- first tournament since she went into a sugar coma!! Welcome back Sugar Barbie!
- Angie ’The Rookie’- First year from Switzerland and came out of nowhere to get the Bronze!!
Super Tournament which was very well planned by all involved and super volunteers!!
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When Drinkin’ and Fishin’ at Your College Friend’s Lake:
All buzzards look like eagles!
Woodpecker knocks are bigfoot mating calls!
Alligator Garfish look like the Loch Ness monster!
Catching some weeds can make you feel like your catching an 8-pound bass!!
Proudly send a picture of you first catch to your wife and she texts you back ’bait?’
When drinking, a carcass across the lake may look like a huge brown bear, but is only a beaver!!
When drinking in Somewhere, Indiana, the need to shower is never a high priority!! For four frickin’ days!!
When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana a giant water moccasin could be a tree limb!!
When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana the football sports 🏈chat could have OU 2019 National Champions, and OSU, TU, and Arkansas in New Year's Day Bowl games!!
Dreams can come true when drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana!!
OU Basketball Hire ex-Tulsa Coach and Player, Alvin ’Pooh’ Williamson!!
Pooh Williamson has been hired by head coach Lon Kruger at OU from Memphis!! Pooh played for Tulsa from 1991 to 1995 and is known for a top-notch recruiter!! Jim Molinari, an assistant with Nebraska and Pooh Williamson were both added to the Sooner staff for 2019!!
Oklahoma State 2020 Recruiting Class Looking ’Pistols Firing’ strong!!
Shane Illingworthis a QB recruit from Norco, California is a physical specimen at 6-6 and 221 pounds!!
He is a Cowboy commit! Other prospects leaning heavily toward Pistol Pete land are wide receiver Myles Price of The Colony, Texas (Committed 6-14) and Billie Tubbs’ grandson and Norman North wideout Cale Cabbinesswho had some great mullet conversations with Coach Gundy!!
Faked Out Sports College Football Coaches on the Rocket 🚀Ship Upward To Infinite and Beyond!!
Jake Spivital, Texas State A-
Coach Spivital should rule in the Sun Belt Conference and with his amazing resume should be the next Power Conference stud!! Only 33 years old and names like Gundy, Malzhan, Holgersen and Sumlin on his resume he should be a rising star!! Also, helps that he was a starting QB for national power Union Redskins in Tulsa!!
Hugh Freeze, Liberty B
First-year coach has a tough 2019 opener at South Carolina, but should be favored with remaining schedule!!
If Coach Hugh can keep his nose clean for a couple of years look for a Power 5 Conference to nab him!!
Neal Brown, West Virginia B+
Neal Brown left Troy and a 3 year 31 and 8 record to get a Power 5 Conference job at West Virginia!! He has a Hal Mumme and Mike Leach pedigree with and offense very similar to the one used by Holgorsen at WVU!!
Matt Wells, Texas Tech B
Tech fans are not real happy about their new head coach coming from Utah State!! The simple fact is that Lubbock is not much better than Utah State’s home in Logan, Utah where Billie goats are more prominent than than 4 and 5 star recruits!
Eli Drinkwitz, Appalachian State A-
Coach Drinkmuch was hired from North Carolina State where he was the Offensive Coordinator!! His run and shoot offensive mind is in high demand and he reminds many folks of the old Kips Big Boy dude!!
’The Rock’ Is Turning Grey??
Superstar Actor and Ex Miami Hurricane football player Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, is showing small signs of aging!! It is rumored that he is using Just for Men color on the veins that pop out of his neck and head!! Mrs. B in T says who fricking cares!!
FOS MLB
Cardinals- The Birds can't hit or pitch but neither can the rest of the NL sinful Central Division!! The first team to win more games than they lose will be Bin T’s favorite to win the division!!
Cubs- At one time my little Cubby Bears acted like they were running away with the NL Central but decided to make life interesting for the other 4 very average teams!! When the pitching is on the the hitting sucks! When the hitting sucks at Wrigley, the beer sales skyrocket!!
Astros- The ’Stros lost 7 in a row but as the old saying goes, never wake up a sleeping Grizzly Bear with gas!!
Royals- have a beautiful stadium!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one! Never pay to read this sports crap!!
Have a great sports week!!
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ReplyDeleteGood review of coaching moves. Is the NL central all bad teams, or great ones?
NL Central is the Cubs to lose! He Redbirds won Sunday with 5 players that were with AAA Memphis earlier in the year! So I will say bad to average teams! More fun stuff coming thanks for the feedback!!
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