Oklahoma State Season W/L Projections/ Rocklahoma With the Grandkids!

Football only 62 days away!

’Till TU Shocks the world in East, Lansing!!

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Sports Notes ’bout Nuthin!

Pistols Firing at OK Corral Shootout Looking For Doc Holiday to Find a Quarterback in Stillwater!!

Spencer Sanders seems to be driving the 1st team offensive Cadillac after the so-call meet and greet spring touch football practice.  My amateur insight into OSU football tells me that Grad transfer from Hawaii, Dru Brown is the real deal!!  His heady leadership will eventually catch coach Mullet Gundy’s eye!!  With a Grad Transfer leader or a young Spencer Sanders at Quarterback, here is a FOS projection of the Oklahoma State 2019 season!

at Oregon State-- W by 4

McNeese State-- W by 29

at Tulsa-- W by 8 (as a TU alumnus this was tuff!)

at Texas-- L by 5

Kansas State-- W by 13

at Texas Tech-- W by 2

Baylor-- W by 11

at Iowa State-- L by 11

Texas Christian-- W by 3

Kansas-- W by 20

at West Virginia-- L by 8

Oklahoma-- L by 5

OSU -- 8 WINS   4 LOSSES

Academy Sports and Outdoor Texas Bowl:

Oklahoma State 37 Texas A&M 31

Shinedown REALLY Shined Down on the Rocklahoma Crowd in Pryor, Oklahoma!!

A few weeks ago among the tornados and flooding, B in T took his grandkids to their first Mosh Pit at Rocklahoma in Pryor, Oklahoma! Papa was hoping for Godsmack, Shinedown and other heavy metal, bands to wear out all of us by 9:30 PM!!  As we left Rocklahoma in our Chevy Equinox with 2 car seats, the Shinedown toddlers were fast asleep before we left the mud caked parking lot!!  Mimi was not happy about the mud covered Equinox!!  We survived another Rocklahoma!!

New OU QB Reminds Some Sooner Brainiacs/Nostalgiacs of Thomas Lott!!

OU’s Justin Hurt is bigger and faster than Lott but his running style, as Lott’s, is to run through the defender......not around!!  Hurt has better arm strength and both QBs like to wind up when they throw!

WHOOPSIE, B in T Projected Rod Thompson to be Tulsa’s Next Assistant Coach, But No!!

For reasons unknown, Rod will not be an assistant on TU!!  Evidently, an alum from TU (not me I swear) offered to take Rod and his 5-star son, Bryce, to Coney Island on 11th street!!  This was a huge NO, NO according to NCAA investigators!!  You never know where the NCAA mafia will be hiding!!  He could be in the chili of Coney Islander near the TU campus!!

Local Softball Cheer Grades!!

Since covering more softball this year I have noticed that there is a game within a game for the girls!  Softball benches seem to battle each other in cheer routines and it is an art to know just where the ESPN cameras are located!

B in T Softball Bench Cheer ratings!!

Oklahoma State- they can find the cameras better than any Big 12 team so their presentations are usually choreographed the best!!  A certain young lady has a special knack of knowing the exact locations of ESPN camerapersons because she can do all the popular dances while her coach is being interviewed between innings!!  

9.87 Score

Oklahoma- the young ladies are very talented and their bench routines are very fly and creative!!  They are just a tad bit more regimented with their hand gestures which cost them some artistic points!  Plus they are not allowed to flip the bird to their opponent!!

9.85 Score

Tulsa - B in T is very much a homer with these young student-athletes, and has been promised an autographed poster for the man cave!!  Shhhhh!  Their cute routine of the Old Town Road song has gone viral and some of the Seniors will be appearing on the Voice next year!!

9.97 Score  (missed perfect 10 due to one of the short Senior infielder's lack of tone)

Arkansas - Razorback girls were disqualified for hiring Hollywood Choreographers!!

DQ Score

This happened, I swear.........trust me.......😃

FOS/MLB

Cardinals - trying to find and establish their identity, pitching, and batting!  Hope they will let us know when they have found it!!

Astro’s - minor leagues would give the NL Central a run for their money!

Royals - Brian Flynn from Owasso (friend of B in T and FOS-not sure he knows it) is the lone bright spot for the KC pitching staff!!

Cubs - if the Cubby Bears could play all their games at home their 2019 record would be 140 Ws- 22 Ls!!  

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:  I still believe in long walks on the beach, the Easter Bunny and pure cocaine!!

Have a great sports week!!

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