Tulsa Center Bocce Team May Be Best in USA!!

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FOS Notes!

******16 DAYS TILL BOCCE MID AMERICA TOURNAMENT IN OVERLAND PARK,KANSAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******

Twelve of the Center for Physically Limited’s Motley Crew are headed to match skills with some of the best bocce ball players in the Midwestern United States!!  Our bocce coaches are George ‘Of the Jungle’ and David ’Go Cheifs’.   B in T has made the trip as a team manager and was saved by not having to take any Kansas drug test!!  As a team manager, I will be responsible for making sure that each bocce player has his or her correct balls and their balls are clean and shiny!  I am responsible for building team morale on the bus!! Two years ago B in T was also removed from bocce competition for simply calling the queen judge an ’old hag’!!  This year the Tulsa bocce board has allowed me to return to Overland Park as long as 2 staff members (Vickie and Kelly) are with me in the gym at all times!!  I have not received a board ruling on potty breaks!!??  Two returning Midwest champions from the Center will be headed to Kansas as well!!  Janice nicknamed ’Thunder Boomer’ for her explosive throws that have a radioactive effect on her opponent!!  The other superstar bocce player is Sherri nicknamed ’Wonder Woman Witch’!!!  Sherri is known for being so nice at the start of each bocce match and giving her opponent the bird at the end!!  Sherri will put on the goody two shoe appearance then competitively rips their throat out!!  Don't let her fool you, as the song by Hall and Oats goes- ’She's a Man Eater’!!  Other Center Members who could win the Open Division Midwest Championship are Jeanie ’Frogetta’ Gary ’Weedman’, Ron ’Preacher Man’, Mamie ’Styling’  Pam ’My Apartment is on Fire Again’ Stephanie ’Headphones on---- Don't bother me’, Wheel Chair Division- Sean ’Always Smiling’, Spencer ’Ladies Man’, and Lee ‘Easy Breezy’!!  Any of these folks are capable of bringing the Gold Bocce Ball Back to Tulsa!!


Time for Change With OKC Thunder?

Billy Donovan, frustration is starting to show in post-game conferences!  The struggling Russell Westbrook Thunder seems to be a rogue battleship with a skipper in the galley doing Jaeger shots!!  Looks like they will be playing the Blazers!!

Who is Going Where in College Basketball!?

Muscleman from Nevada to Arkansas?

Jamie Dixon (Ernie Munster) from TCU to UCLA?  Or not!  100 million dollar buyout?!

Sorry no go!

Coach Calamari at Kentucky signs a lifetime contract with Kentucky to recruit players for one year of college!!

Texas Tech Chris Beard to Arkansas?

Rick Pitino and his coaching baggage to Arkansas?

Cincinnati Coach to UCLA?  Did not see that coming?!  After 9 other offers were rejected then the 10th one is a charm!!

Eric Muscleman of Nevada is the winner of the Arkansas Basketball coaching job  

Coach Eddie Sutton Again Not Allowed Into the College Basketball Hall of Fame!

DON'T FORGET THE EDDIE SUTTON SHOOT FOR THE CENTER MAY 18TH 9 TO 5!!  WATCH MEDIA SPORTS FOLKS SHOOT AIRBALLS FOR FREE!

This is the most disgusting, egregious lack of respect for a coaching legend in the history of sports!!  Joe Paterno making the College Football Hall of Fame in 2006 and Coach Sutton, not in this Hall of Fame makes me want to hurl some chunks of groceries into the decision makers laps!!  I was very close to my great aunt Jewel who taught Algebra and Trigonometry at Central High School in downtown Tulsa for 25 years.  She was the also the chaperone for bus road trips for numerous Central Basketball games!  The coach on the bus that she loved and said was so handsome was Eddie Sutton!!  So at an early age I was a huge Mr. Sutton fan after learning how good he was to his players and my great aunt Jewell!!  

FOS MLB

Cardinals (10-9)

Cardinals bullpen is starting to look really sharp!!   Brebbia and Gant have a .53 ERA in the bullpen with three wins and a save between them!!   Pitching coach Maddox I starting to smile every time he looks out at the bullpen!!  

Cubs (7-9)

The Cubbies are starting to play up to there potential of being average!!

Astros (11-7)

With confidence booming the Astros are beginning to get their starting pitching lined up for the first round of the playoffs!!  Seriously......just kidding!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

Never, ever let your wife hide your meds, especially the Viagra!!  Haha!

Have a great sports week!!

B in T

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