Sargent Carter VS. Bruce Pearl.

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FOS Notes ’bout nothin!

Big 12 Basketball Coaches are Hot Items!

OU Coach Lon Krueger possible candidate for UCLA coaching job?  He says no but the sources say yes!!  What happened to TCUs Jamie Eddie Munster hair Dixon?  UCLA did not want to pay a 100 million dollar buyout for young Munster hair!!  B in T is also hearing that ex Longhorn coach Rick Barnes is also being courted by the Bruins!!  What's up with the Big 12 basketball coaches in the fray for numerous basketball jobs!!  Frank Haith to UCLA?  Luke Walton to UCLA?  Bill Walton to UCLA?  Cheater Desperate Housewives mom to UCLA?  Seriously!?

The Sargent vs The Car Salesman!

Sargent Carter and Bruce Pearl are very similar in appearance when yelling!

                

Arkansas is Tops in the Southeastern Conference in one item!! 

Southern Living Magazine has named Fayetteville, Arkansas as the number 1 place to live in the SEC!!  Beautiful rolling hills and a college campus right smack dab in a picture from Campus Life!!  The Razorback fans and alums are thrilled to be tops in one SEC category!  Hopefully, the basketball and football fans will move up in the standings as far as their hometown Fayetteville!!

Which Do You Like- Godsmack or Korn?

I was hoping Godsmack would replace Ozzie Osborne at the famous Rocklahoma on May 24th!!  B in T has attended Rocklahoma thirteen years in a row!!  I was on the mosh pit committee for 5 of those years!!  Korn has been agreed to fill in for Ozzie if they were allowed to also play in the Bixby Green Corn Festival!!  What a deal, no Godsmack, but I can hear Korn twice within weeks!!

NFL Draft 

How serious are the Las Vegas Raiders about OU QB Cuyler Murray?  B in T says they are damn serious!!  Coach Jon Gruden will give away all his 2020 and 2021 draft picks to get a shot at coaching a QB shorter than he is!!

Ed Oliver is a 6’2” 280lb defensive tackle from Houston that ran the 40-yard shuffle faster than some wideouts!!  FOS projected 1st round Buffalo Bills!

The New England Patriots have offered pictures of Mr. Kraft at a massage parlor, purchased from TMZ, to move up in the first round!!

MLB

The Redbirds look fairly average.  The Redbirds are hitting .225 and are hitting the long ball but nothing else!!  The Cards relief pitchers do not put kerosene on the fire when they enter the game.  The Card pitchers set off a nuclear warhead inside of an atom bomb!!!  The Cubs look fairly bad and their superstar GM Theo Epstein takes the blame for the Cubs sucking!  Their super stud Krissy Bryant is very quiet since blabbing about the Cardinals and their fans!!  The Astros with Altuve and Corria starting to hit the ball hard and Verlander is the most feared pitcher with the hottest wife in the Majors!!  

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

Never diet during the Holidays 🎄!!  Never stop smoking Jamaican cigarettes during the Holidays!!

Have a great sports week!

B in T/FOS

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