Thunder Stars Staying on the Plains of Oklahoma

FOS Notes

Thunder Fans Should Feel Blessed and Not Bitch!!

No two current NBA stars are more dedicated to a city than Paul George and Russell Westbrook are to a midwestern town called Oklahoma City!!!  In the age of NBA players changing teams because of Hollywood careers, their mom’s like the nail and hair salons better, the climate of the city is nice despite the fact that they play indoors, and their illegal contraband is easier attainable in certain cities, OKC still rocks!!

Bocce Ball Traveling Team Mascot!

Our first traveling team Bocce Ball Tournament will be in Overland Park, Kansas on May 5, 2019!!  Although B in T did not make the traveling team, and has not passed a drug tests he has been allowed to travel with the team to Overland Park and to St Louis in May!!  B in T is in charge of fun and frolic on the team bus, to and fro Overland Park!!

Bocce Challenge to all Oklahoma Sports Media Folks

The Center for the Physically Challenged will be hosting the Eddie Sutton Challenge:  SHOOT for the Center on May 18th!! This will be a great fundraiser with the help of Oklahoma media members shooting hoops for Center funds!!  I would like to propose a Bocce Tournament or even a Bocce Clinic with the Oklahoma media members at our new Bocce Ball court in our new Hardesty Adaptive Athletic Facility!!  See such sport media greats as Bill Haisten, Dean Blevins, and Chris Lincoln attempt bocce shots!!  Also B in T will not charge for any autographs!!

FOS College Basketball Picks!!  

Kansas State 72 Oklahoma 66

KState Big 12 Champions and Sooners end up in 9th place!!!   Who’d a thunk it!!  Sooners play tough in Manhattan while K State makes free throws in the 4th quarter!!

Iowa State 78 Texas Tech 75

Clone Nation is excited to have Iowa State beat Tech at Lubbock and sweep the Red Raiders at home!!  This was a special day in Ames as the individual that throws a rubber ear of corn 🌽 into a small box on the court at halftime wins a 2015 Hummer in ‘Clone colors!!  Thousands of rubber ears were thrown and none made the 12’ by 12’ box!!  Seven Red Raider fans were injured by flying rubber corn coming from the ‘Clone student section!!

Okla State 85 West Virginia 80

The OSU basketball team was down to 5 scholarship players, 3 walk ons and Pistol Pete who took up two roster positions because of his large head!!

Kansas 88 Baylor 78

Kansas is starting to get it’s act together and Coach Self is looking like a genius again!!  Coach Self has lost weight and has his blood pressure back below the 200s!!  The FBI has dropped some pellets of bad news but not as much as the NCAA investigators are fixing to!!

Arkansas 77 Alabama 66

The Hogs will be eyeing the NIT 1 or 2 seed!! Many folks think that if the Hoglets don’t make the NCAA tourney, Coach Anderson may be on the outs in Fayetteville!!  B in T has some personal ties to Coach Anderson from the TU days and feels like moving Coach Anderson out the door would be a huge mistake!!  He recruits well and has a clean program! 

Memphis 77 Tulsa 70

Memphis and Tulsa are both making pushes for the AAC Tournament and possible NIT Tournament seeding!!  Memphis has NBA player Hardaway as coach and Hurricane has Haith as coach!!  The NIT committee will see more glitter with Penny Hardaway than Haith so TU will need to raise some ’Cane in AAC tourney!!

FOS MLB

Cardinals

Future Hall of Fame catcher Yadier Molina insists he will play one hundred and forty plus games this year, without injury!!  Backup catcher Fransisco Pena is back after the Redbirds traded Kelly for slugger superstar Goldschmidt!  Goldschmidt took uniform number 46 while which was Pena’s number last year!!  Pena gladly took the number 47 to make room for the newly acquired slugger!!  The Redbirds signed Miles Mikolas to a 4-year extension beginning in 2020!!  Mikolas will be the opening day starter for 2019 hopefully more!!

Cubs

FOS projected opening day lineup:

Ben Zobrist OF

Kris Bryant 3B

Anthony Rizzo 1B

Javier Baez SS

Kyle Schwaber OF

Wilson Contreras C

Ian Happ 2B

Albert Alomar CF

Kyle Hendricks P

Projection NL Central- Dead Last

Astros 

FOS projected opening day lineup

George Springer CF

Alex Bregman  3B

Jose Altuve 2B

Carlos Correa SS

Yuli Gurriel 1B

Michael Brantly OF

Josh Reddick OF

Tyler White DH

Robinson Chiri C

Justin Verlander P

Astros FOS projected for 1st in AL Central

Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One!

Shingles can be very irritating when you are old and discover it has nothing to do with roofing your home!!

Have a great sports week!!

FOS/B in T

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