Nightmare for Russ in Salt Lake City / Free Market for College Athletes

FOS/ Bryan in Tulsa

FOS Notes

Westbrook Running for Salt-lake City, Mayor?

Russell Westbrook’s viral statement to a Utah fan seems to be an example of fans being too vocal and too close to basketball players physically!!  No other sport has fans within a few feet of athletes. Russell response was over the top but fans will always be breathing down the necks of players!!  The Paul Bunyan looking dude that verbally attacked Russell Westbrook, true self was demonstrated on a barrage of nasty, gross comments on Facebook needs to be banned from Jazz games forever!!  So increase the security and make sure the idiots are further away from the player!!  Ban a whole Jazz section and serve tea and crumpets!
No Keystone Beer!!

Oklahoma City Hand and Finger Surgeon to Sponsors the Kingfisher Noodling Tournament in June!!

Some of the best Noodlers in the Midwest will be in Kingfisher, Oklahoma June the 8th and 9th!!  Last years competition was marred by scandal as numerous competitors tested positive for PEDs in their Noodle grabbing hand!!  Faked Out Sports and Fox Sports Noodle will be covering this event over all of Oklahoma and Arkansas!!  Last year’s winner, Soupy Sanders, will not be at the 2019 Tournament from having his arm reattached after it was bitten off by a flat nose alligator catfish in the Arkansas River!  Numerous Noodling participants will be wearing ribbons in honor of his dead arm!

Why Not Free Market Student Athletes in  College Sports!!

Every Student Athlete can get the most dollars they want/deserve on the American Free market!!  Zion Williams gets 2 million a year for playing 3 years at Duke paid for by Nike!!  TU Quarterback Zach Smith get 100k per year for playing football and car promotions at Don Thornton Ford!!  You getting my drift?  UCLA female cockswane captain for the top ranked Bruin Rowing team receives 25k per year from Certa Row Oars each year she is on the team!!  All these deals for the student athletes are supplemental to their board and tuition!!   No fair waaaah!!  Texas and Oklahoma in football, and North Carolina, Kentucky and Duke basketball will have an advantage and always have larger sponsorship dollars than the Tulsas and Tulanes of the world!!  Guess what-THEY ALREADY DO!!!!!  Fair market in college sports, now that is progress!!

FOS MLB

Cardinals

The Redbirds continue to have issues with the lack of hitting from their starting left fielder and right fielder!!  With the amount of money the birds are spending on Marcel Ozuna and Dexter Fowler they will be given every   opportunity to shine!!  But if they  are both batting below the Mendoza line in May look for Muscles O'Neill and Jose Martinez to be in left and right field!!   Speedy and powerful CF prospect Lane Thomas should is also considered a top prospect in the farm system!!

Royals

The Royals have lost their all-star catcher Eduardo Perez who is having Tommy John surgery for the whole year!!  They just signed catcher Martin Moldanado for 1.5 million dollars with 1.5 mil in incentives!!  

Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One!!
Unless you want a Rug Rats riot never turn off Paw Patrol before school!

Have a great sports week!

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