OU will entertain a Grad Transfer by the name of Jalen Hurts from Alabama!! One year at OU and one Heisman Trophy for Jalen!! Scuttlebutt also swirling around the offices of FOA has Georgia QB Justin Fields transferring to either Oklahoma or Ohio State!! He would have to sit out one year and have 3 years of eligibility!! I overheard this at the water cooler while having some chit-chat with my 4-year-old grandson!! 
Coach Riley/OU Heisman
2017 Mayfield
2018 Murray
2019 Hurts
2020 Fields
MAYFIELD/MURRAY NEXT?
Drop the mic!!
Faked Out Sports : Way Too Many Bowl Picks!
DAY 1 PICKS!!
Dec 27th
Walk-ons Independence Bowl
Temple 35 Duke 17
Temple used to be known for such awesome alums as Charles Manson and Bill Cosby!! Lately, Temple Board members are not mentioning either!! Their campus statues have been removed!! Among the player gifts were numerous boxes of Jello Pudding! Which was curious!!
New Era Pinstripe Bowl
Wisconsin 26 Miami 21
This bowl is played at Yankee Stadium and will have the powerful Badgers edge the swift Hurricanes!! Player packages (interesting use of words) consisted of pinstripe underwear, pinstripe footballs, pinstripe iPods, and pinstripe Mark Jacobs man purses!!
Dec 28
Camping World Bowl
Syracuse 42 West Virginia 31
The Mountaineers without their Marlboro man QB Will Grier had trouble moving the ball against the Orangemen defense!! The ESPN cameras were very disappointed because they could not find his Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader wife!!! Gifts for the players included Camping World giant one thousand square foot tents, one year supply of deer urine and Big Foot locator logs to bang against trees as a mating call!! The players were ecstatic with these unique gifts!!
Alamo Bowl
Washington State 48 Iowa State 38
The Clones were drilled by Mike Leach’s Cougars!! Numerous Clone and Cougar lineman had a tussle on a ferry ride on the riverwalk canal!! The small ferry boat capsized and a lot of the players lost their souvenir gifts from the Alamo Bowl in the bottom of the canal!! Recovery boats trolled the river looking for lost iPods, Play Stations and one of the lineman's Shitzu dogs!! Coach Leach blamed the incident on aliens!!
Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
Auburn 32 Purdue 24
Nashville hosts this bowl and each player gets a free pass to the Grand Ole Opry to see the likes of Boxcar Willy, Dolly Pardon, Marilyn Manson, and Snoop Dog!! Auburn coach Calzone has been puckered up since signing a huge contract and having a sucky year!! Numerous sources are stating he had to sign a new reduced contract!! The contract is rumored to be 14.50 an hour!!
Dec 29th Semifinal
I am possibly the only official prognosticator in America to pick the lowly Oklahoma Sooners to beat the giant Godzilla like, Grumpy Saban coached Crimson Tide!! Numerous other national pickers who just graduated from Gamblers Anonymous have picked the Tide to beat the Sooners by 10 all the way to 100 points!! Numerous Alabama players were seen taking picture with their agents and their
families during the game!! This is an NCAA infraction but Grumpy Saban was also seen giving some hundred dollar bills yo to the NCAA officials during the game!! True story, honest, I promise!! Bowl gifts for Oklahoma players included I-pads, 46” Vizio TVs and mope heads bikes!! Alabama players and Coach ‘I parted the Red Sea’ Saban’s gifts included Sony sound systems with Blaupundt speakers made out of gold, a 120” Sony Big screen with 3 theatre seats and Harley Davidson Big Daddy Motorcycle with sidecars for both sides!! Oh, the game was won by Heisman Murray, whom B in T picked in the 4th week to win Heisman, and who threw 3 touchdowns and ran for another!! Dilly Dilly for the Sooners!!
families during the game!! This is an NCAA infraction but Grumpy Saban was also seen giving some hundred dollar bills yo to the NCAA officials during the game!! True story, honest, I promise!! Bowl gifts for Oklahoma players included I-pads, 46” Vizio TVs and mope heads bikes!! Alabama players and Coach ‘I parted the Red Sea’ Saban’s gifts included Sony sound systems with Blaupundt speakers made out of gold, a 120” Sony Big screen with 3 theatre seats and Harley Davidson Big Daddy Motorcycle with sidecars for both sides!! Oh, the game was won by Heisman Murray, whom B in T picked in the 4th week to win Heisman, and who threw 3 touchdowns and ran for another!! Dilly Dilly for the Sooners!!
Cotton Bowl
Clemson 38 Notre Dame 24
Clemson’s speed, size, and athleticism were too much for the golden dome boys from South Bend!! The Coach for Notre Dame, Brian Kelly has had 9 lives twice!!! His first nine lives expired after the Tulsa loss 6 years ago!!! The TU band went on the field and four age 50 something TU fans streaked on the field while Notre Dame was doing their school anthem!! Notre Dame coach was named AP coach of the year!! Nine more lives!! Too much Dabo and too much 5 star defensive players for the Irish!!
Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl
Michigan 31 Florida 13
Coach Kaki and his Wolverines defeated the Gators in a close game in Atlanta, Georgia!! The Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl teams dinner was, you guessed, catered by Chick-fil-A corporate offices from Atlanta!! The dinner consisted of 9 flaky crust chicken nuggets, waffle fries, flaky breaded apple pies, and a chocolate frosty!! The Michigan defensive line ate up the Gators O like a gator eats a cow on the movie Lake Placid!! Now I am not hungry!
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