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Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Texas Tech New Coach, Via Sallisaw, and Utah!/ FINAL FOUR PICKS!!



Texas Tech hires gem with Utah State Coach Matt Wells!!                             

Former Tulsa recruiting coordinator, native and football star of Sallisaw, Oklahoma was interviewed on the Coach and Big O show in Tulsa while recruiting in Houston!!  His offense will not be as wide open as Kingshadowbeard, and will even have a tight end and a ground game!!  He will hit his old stomping grounds of Texas and Oklahoma for recruiting!!  Four of his assistant coaches are from the Oklahoma area, so expect Coach Wells and gang to hit the plains of Oklahoma hard!! 



DAY 2 PICKS!!

Dec 31
Liberty Bowl
Oklahoma State 42 Missouri 24
Coach Mullet did his best coaching in the Memphis Liberty Bowl!!!   He had a number of players transfer and some players declared for the NFL Draft!!  Believe it or not, some team managers declared early for nursing school and to seek doctors residency!!  OSU new running back Chimua rushed for 184 yards and 3 touchdowns!!  Superstar OSU wideout Tylenol Wallace (causes Defensive Backs to have headaches) catches passes with one hand and just two fingers at times!!  Pokes thirtysomething looking QB has a great game and is being considered as late-round NFL pick with a copy of birth certificate!!

Tax Slayer Gator Bowl
Texas A&M 31  North Carolina State 17
The Aggies defeated the Wolfpack in Jacksonville, Florida at the Tax Slayer Gator Bowl!!  Texas A&M QB, Kellen Mond completed his first 12 passes and dominated the Wolfpack secondary!!  Gifts for the Gator Bowl players included gator-shaped caps, free tax services for a year, and a Sony 70 inch TV!!

Military Bowl Presented by Grumman Northrup
Cincinnati 34 Virginia Tech 27
Grumman Northrup, a former New York Congressman and 5-star general, is the main sponsor for the Military Bowl!!  Virginia Tech’s coach Fuentes was irritated at some calls made by the PAC 10 officiating crew!!  He was slapped with a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty when he told the refs that they were worse than the conference the came from!!   Cincinnati’s speedy defense slowed down the Va Tech offense!!  Bearcat head coach Luke Fickell is a candidate for numerous coaching job once all the coaching trees have been shaken out!!  Maybe 2020 but watch out Bearcat fans!!

Redbox Bowl
Michigan State 34 Oregon 26
No one can blame the Michigan State team for looking ahead to their next game on August 31st, 2019 against the mighty Tulsa Golden Hurricane in Ann Arbor, Michigan!!  But Spartans eeked by the Mighty Ducks in the fourth quarter!!  Everyone who enters the Levi Stadium in Santa Clara, California received a free Redbox rental but it must be returned the the Santa Clara area Redbox!!

San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl
Utah 35 Northwestern 21
The Utes beat the powerful Big 10 Conference Northwestern Big and slow Cats!!  The Credit Union Bowl offered free checking accounts, free SDCCU mugs, free SDCCU ink pens and free SDCCU Holiday Bowl socks with each paid ticket to the game!!

Jan 1
Fiesta Bowl
Central Florida 42  LSU 35
Central Florida won the game according to most Tiger fans simply because they did not want to be there!!!  The poor wittle football boys did not want to take millions back to their conference!!  The poor Tiger Cubs did not want to have an extravagant Fiesta Bowl dinner, with steak, lobster, caviar, and plates made of gold!!!  They dreaded getting Fiesta Bowl Gifts like, a year supply of medical marijuana, a 45”, 55” and 70” Vizio TV, and a new IPod wrist watch that tells you when you should take medicine and if your overdue for a bowel movement!!  Waaaa!!!  Waaaa!!!

Rose Bowl
Ohio State 48  Washington 35
Pasadena, California is the site of the Granddaddy of them all!!!  The Rose Bowl has had such greats as Mark Harmon (TV’s NCIS), and O.J. Simpson.  Mark Harmon is the sex God for all middle age and up women of America!!  Simpson was known as the dude whose glove did not fit and in a Bronco chase scene that was viewed by billions!!  Buckeyes superb offense led by the third-place Heisman Trophy QB Dwayne Haskins was too much for the Huskies!!  The Rose Bowl player gifts this year were amazing!!  Giant 100” Sony TV and a brand new Rolex Rose Bowl watch with diamonds freshly cut from the mountains of Zimbabwe!! 

Sugar Bowl 
Georgia 35  Texas 24
The Bulldogs and QB, Jake Fromm, powered through the Longhorn defense like a big dog on a small bone!!  The Georgia Bulldog Uga and the Longhorn mascot Bevo,  both escaped their weeny armed male cheerleader handlers during the 1st Quarter!!  Eighteen year old, Uga chased the one ton Bull until it had a massive heart attack and had to be carried off on a large trampoline!!  Georgia has way too many horses and Texas Coach Herman needs to go back to the Big 12 and talk smack to the Sooners and company in 2019!!  Nice year Herm, after 10 years of average it's nice to have a season to match your salary!
B, in T

2 comments:

  1. Your preseason call of the Kingsbury firing was spot on. How long will the next guy last? When will the Tech regions die off, or realize they will NEVER win the Big 12? You know the same idiots that fired Bobby Night, and Mike leach.

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