College Football Dreams 
I woke up the other day from a dream so vivid that my eyes were watery from tears of joy!! Everything was Blue and Gold!! On the U of Tulsa where there is usually nothing but Mechanical Engineers studying on a nice day or Frisby Golf games, but there was something else!! The U was packed with spandex Blue and Gold pants and shirts!! Kirk Herbstreit, Desmond Howard, and Lee Corso were there!! ESPN COLLEGE GAMEDAY had finally arrived at Tulsa University after 102 years!! Three thousand fans were around the Gameday cameras with hundreds of posters with names of Drew Pearson, Steve Largent, Jerry Rhome, Howard Twilley with current players Zac Smith, Shamari Brooks and coach Phillip Montgomery!!! Brad Nessler was interviewing coach Montgomery when an old man in his boxers streaked across the Gameday set with a sign that said Faked Out Sports!!! I then woke up!!
Iowa State Coach Rumors
Iowa State coach Matt Campbell is rumored to be the next Ohio State coach, next Cleveland Browns coach, next Cleveland Cavalier coach and possibly the next Iowa Barn Stormtroopers Arena football team coach!!! Last week Iowa and Ohio youth league owners were interviewing him to be their new youth league president!!!
Kansas Will Go Miles for A New Football Coach!
Next Kansas football coach, Les Miles, is taken out of retirement in Seaside, Florida to coach the Jayhawks!! Next week get more predictions of the next Kansas basketball coach after coach Self-resigns due to pressure from the hairpiece police!!
Faked Out College Picks!!
Conference Championship Games:
SEC Championship
Alabama 33 Georgia 14
Alabama defensive line is made up of 5 Star athletes, 2 deep and meaner than a freshly branded bull!! The Bulldogs were down 14 to 10 at the half but when coach Grumpy threatened to take away the all you can eat night at the Western Sizzler the team came to life!!
ACC Championship
Clemson 42 Pittsburg 7
Coach Dabo and his Quarterback Trevor ‘Pretty Sunshine’ Lawrence were interview by 10 media outlets after the ACC Championship game!!! Trevor accidentally gave out his cell number on the Ferrell on the Bench show and received 142,680 text messages!!!
Big 12 Championship
Oklahoma 52 Texas 42
A repeat of the Cotton Bowl shootout earlier in October!! In this game, the kicker known as Cameron Dicker the kicker from French Licker, Indiana kicked a 42-yard field goal as time expired to win the game!! OUs Heisman Murray throws for 340 yards and runs for 240 yards and was responsible for 8 touchdown!!! An OU offensive lineman gave the upside down hookem horns sign and received a 15 yard unsportsman penalty!!! He asked if he could give them the bird and the referee said that was perfectly fine!!
Big 10 Championship
Ohio State 45 Northwestern 20
The Buckeyes are making a strong case for the final four of college football but the Sooner offense is making a stronger case for the top 4 of all time!!! The OU defense is currently making a case for the top 125 of the top 126 of college football!! We will see who the playoff committee picks!! Northwestern hired Zach Smith as a defensive consultant and he did a great job for the Buckeyes!!
PAC Championship
Washington 34 Utah 28
Washington beats Wash State in the snow to play Utah for the PAC Championship in the desert snow!!! What is desert snow??!! I don't know, but it sounds really cool!! Really bitchin!! Really gnarly man!!
AAC Championship
UCF 37 Memphis 34
Central Florida's Quarterback’s leg goes Joe Theismann in the South Florida and!! Backup QB pulls off a super rally to keep the longest win streak since OU in the Bud Wilkinson era!!
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