The Christmas Antler Dance Returns
The Antler Dance was created by a young Bryan in Tulsa in the late 70s, early 80s and is now the Christmas Dance of Faked Out Sports!! Numerous folks in OKC and Tulsa are dancing to tunes like We Need a Little Christmas, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and I Saw Santa Kissing Mommy Under the Mistletoe!! I am the dude with his face covered in the picture!
Fake Basketball Picks:
Arkansas 77 at Colorado St 75
The Razorbacks stud power forward,
Mason Jones, can play inside or outside and scored twenty points on the Rams 🐑!!!
Notre Dame 82 OU 70 Jimmy V Classic
The Irish toyed with the Sooners and stayed on top throughout the game!!
Minnesota 77 OSU 64 U S Bank Stadium Classic
A very, very young Cowboy team could not keep up with the big physical Golden Goofers!!
Tulsa 72 OSU 62
The Golden Hurricane tamed the Cowboys in front of an OSU crowd of 6 thousand in the University of Tulsa Reynolds Center, the capacity of 9 thousand!! You do the math, 3 thousand TU fans fought the 50 degree and clear skies weather!
Kansas 88 Stanford 81
Kansas coach Self has slightly changed his appearance by adjusting his hair growth application!! This is vital for his new low profile image!!
Kentucky 97 Univ North Carolina Greensboro 71
The Wildcat Thoroughbreds were drilled by sixty to the Duke Shedevils two weeks ago!! Kentucky did get there mojo back by routing the UNC Greensboro Quaker Oats!!
SMU 90 ORU 61
The Mustangs of the AAC look strong this year and the ORU team seems to have a strong case for the bottom of the Summit League!! At the time of publishing, I did not know the name of either coach!!
FOS NFL picks
Saints 37 Cowboys 21
The Saints powerful offense led by Drew Brees dissected the Cowgirl defense and Coach Howdy looked as clueless as ever!! The AT&T boobirds were as loud as ever and some fans even borrowed the old Saint's paper sacks to put on their heads!!
Broncos 31 Bengals 21
The Bengals defense is rated last in the NFL!! Thirty-first out of thirty-one teams in the NFL!! OU Coach Riley is aggressively looking at the Bengals defensive coordinator as the next OU coordinator!! Thirty-first would be much better than their current 123rd ranking!! I think?
Texans 31 Browns 21
Texans defensive line spent the entire game in Baker Mayfield lap!! J.J. Watt ordered hot tea and crumpets while sacking Baker!! Pinky extended per J.J.s mom!!
Chiefs 34 Raiders 20
Raiders and Coach Gruden are close to staying on point to his 10-year plan to make the the Las Vegas Raiders winners by 2028!!! By 2028 the Chiefs and Mahomes will have 4 Super Bowl rings!!
I would like to leave you with words of wisdom, ” Never blink your eyes for a split millisecond while watching sausage cheese dip drip on your new white silk 2XL shirt!! The next thing you know OU scored 2 touchdowns, and GAME OVER!!
Love these Picks!!
Dilly Dilly!!
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