Helicopter Poop Alert
Regarding the Gathering Place, I went with my grandkids Gus and Ana, to view this magnificent gift to Tulsa!! We decided to frolic over to the new state of the art playground!! While frolicking Gus screamed as he often does at Mimi and Papa’s backyard that he had found doggy poop for Papa to clean up!!!! Gus will get into an extreme frenzy if not picked up quickly! I did the only thing I could do (big fib) and explained that at the Gathering Place they had little toy poop picker upper helicopters that will scoop up the poop and spray potpourri Glade fragrance!!!! He seemed content and we headed to the playground!!
INFC youth football
Prior Blue 2nd Grade 20 Grove 2nd Grade 0
Prior Blue is heading for the playoffs and the team is feeling it!! Playoff tickets are going on sale tomorrow starting at 15$ for end zone seats and fifty-yard line seats up to 50$!! Show you Prior Booster Club card and get 5$ off for each seat!! You may also buy a tailgate spot for 20$!! Propane grills only!!
Bixby Platinum 6th grade 22 TYAA White 6th grade 20
A super game with both teams putting out great effort!! Both teams are fighting for the playoffs!! The entire team received a huge boost when Bixby High School Coach Montgomery showed up to root for the 6th-grade team!! In the 4th quarter Coach Montgomery started calling some offensive plays!! He chewed out the team’s offensive coordinator because he was too conservative with his play calling!!! The actual coach of the Bixby 6th grade explained to Montgomery that the offensive coordinator's son is their best player!! Montgomery apologized quickly!!
Faked Out Sports NFL Picks
Browns 31. Chargers 23
Browns QB Mayfield and Chargers QB Rivers met at midfield before the game and had a long conversation!! Evidently, Mayfield was trying to get the phone number for one of the Charger cheerleaders that Rivers had!!
Rivers uses the cheerleaders as babysitters for his 13 children!!
Rams 35 Broncos 17
Rams young Coach has a photographic memory and can remember exact numbers from many years ago!! Coach has remembered every young ladies phone number he has ever met and cannot delete from his mind!! Think of all the numbers he has memorized from tavern bars and strip clubs restroom walls over the years!! I love this dude!!
Chiefs 27 Patriots 22
Chiefs face a challenge with Mr. Brady and his model wife!! They were voted the best looking couple in the history of mankind by ESPN the Magazine!! They just beat out Romeo and Juliet!!! True story!! Google it!! Chief's Mahomes throw a 9 yard pass to Kelser for the touchdown!!Cowboys 24 Jaguars 23
Cowboy owner Jones was so excited after the big win over the Jaguars that he fell and hit his face on the steps by his suite!!Numerous family members gathered up parts of his face and he immediately went in for emergency plastic surgery!! All went well and Mr. Jones’ looks were back to normal or close or scary or somewhat
weird!!
Have a super sports week and remember: Never let your shorts get bunched up over small stuff!!
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Bryan Lohmeyer
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