Pistols Firing and Goodnight Vienna!!
David Hunsaker is the play by play voice of the world Oklahoma State Cowboy football team. His two patent phrases for touchdowns have become a fixture with radio listeners throughout Cowboy land!!!
”Pistols Firing” and “Goodnight Vienna” are usually uttered when a touchdown or something really awesome is about to occur for the Cowboys!!! Pistols firing is an obvious referral to the late 1800s Cowboy days and dance parties where gunfire is shot for fun and celebration!! The term Goodnight Vienna is a song written by Ringo Starr regarding a sinking ship!! The latter should be replaced by Mr. Hunsaker!
Faked Out Sports bottom 10 football teams!
1. UCLA- baby blue shirts and gold
pants should be given to the band!!!
2. U Conn- possible win for the Golden Hurricane
3. Illinois- not Lovie Dovie all the time
5. Rice r Roni
6. Nebraska -Frostbitten season
7. Blackwell Maroons sorry,
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8. UTEP- Minors are a major disappointment
9. Arkansas- Hogs will move out with a win over Tulsa
10. Ottawa Roughriders with Johny Manzelle at QB
College Football Picks
Oklahoma 47 TCU 35
The Sooners go to Horny frog land and bring back a victory!! Wide receiver C.D. Lamb faked out so many horned frogs defensive backs that you could find the little purple jock straps all over the field!!
Replacement Defensive Coordinator Ruffin McNeil held TCU to 5 touchdowns while OU scored forty-seven points!! Sooner Nation James Hale who has never met a rumor he doesn't like has no idea who the permanent DC will be!
Arkansas 35 Tulsa 27
Faked Out Sports B in T made road trip to Fayetteville, Arkansas to see his Golden Hurricane put up a mighty fight with the SEC 1-6 Razorbacks!! B in T spent 2 nights in a cabin with 8 TU dudes, bottles of alcohol, fatties, Doritos, Halloween M&Ms and Oreos!! We were able to stagger over to Razorback Stadium and watch TU fight a. mighty fight!! This was my 15th trip to Fayetnam with 1 win in my hip pocket!!! In 1976 I had super seats to watch Steve Cox kick 3 field goals for a 9 to 6 TU victory!!! Mr. Cox then transferred to Arkansas next year!! Then enter my good brother Stu Crum and the rest was history!!
Iowa 31 Maryland 26
I will never pick Maryland because of their pukish uniforms!! The Hawkeyes slow ball control offense and dink a dink 5-yard passing game is that was needed to win!!
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Mississippi State 24 LSU 16
The Mississippi State Bulldog defense held the over ranked Tigers to one touchdown and 3 field goals!! LSU head coach Ed Orangeish was upset with the entire offensive staff for being slow, predictable and boring with their play calling!! Ed forgot he was the team play caller!!
Washington 38 Colorado 28
Colorado Buffaloes were stampeded by some Huskies and could not sneak up on any more PAC teams!!
Washington State 44 Oregon 38
Coach Leach was in rare form when holding court with the reporters after the victory!!!! A reporter asked Leach if his team had put together a perfect game? Leach said that the stars and the solar system aligned perfectly and that a spaceship will be here in thirty minutes to take the team to Hooters 👀
Next question??
Michigan State 23 Michigan 13
This game was a typical Big Ten football game and Michigan Coach Khaki was upset with his offense, upset with the referees, upset with his Khaki pants drawing up in the crotch and finally very upset that the ABC television crew went to a Bud Light Dilly Dilly commercial and cut short his halftime interview to 8 seconds!!!
Suck it up, Harbaugh!!
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