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Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Are the Thunder fo real yo?

 Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:  86 degrees Tuesday and 35 degrees Wednesday!!  Wow!!  It’s Alan Crone's fault!!



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Bobblehead Sports:


B in T and brother Phillipino were caught on ESPN+ watching Tulsa Basketball get drilled by the North Texas Mean Green!!

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See below, ACTUAL quotes from family and frat bros:


“This looks like people waiting for their colonoscopy.”


“Good to see the student section turning out “


“looks more like delinquent section”    Hahahahaha


“Grooooooss, Papi has a huge nose hair hangin out”  Thanks, Ana!


“Phillipino has pictures of his idol Steve Largent on his phone!”   


“Which person in this picture is a mass murderer?!?!”


‘I had a small Chili pie and 6 coneys and these seats are extremely uncomfortable right now’!



B in T Rants:


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**New Job Offers for ex-A&M Coach Jimbo Fisher:


Arkansas head coach- replace Sam Pittman after mid-season 1-5 start!!


Owasso - New Owasso head coach Antonio Graham hired Jimbo to be the special teams coordinator at Owasso!!  He is also the Thursday team dinner coordinator and lead team bus driver!!  


Defensive analyst Oklahoma State - can't hurt!


Golf Caddie -  golf caddie and ball washer for retired Nick Saban!


Is anyone else ready for summer???   Look what Mr. And Mrs. B in T got each other for Christmas:

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Accompanied by red solo cups in honor of Toby!!


B in T MLB


Cardinals:


Record: 95-67

Team MVP:  Walker

Best Pitcher: Lance Lynn

Biggest Surprise: Winn

Breakout Player: Scott

Comeback player: Jose Oquendo!

Biggest Regression: MOZELIK

Who gets traded: same as previous!

Team HR leader: Carpenter

All Stars: all Cardinals ever!!


Rangers studs again in 2024


Cubs:  sneaky good


Astros aways good


B in T Local Mens & Womens Tournament Projections:


Men:


ORU- these guys need to win post-season tourney to go anywhere!  Prayer Tower is not working for 2024!!

Tulsa-  A record of 15 -14 is projected, CIT Tournament wants -soon to be OU freshman - Haggerty on ESPN+++!!

Oklahoma-  NCAA 7th seed, need one more big win over a tier 1!!

Oklahoma State- tough year, sub .500 record is inevitable!

Arkansas- need to win post-season tourney to go to big dance, will need 17 wins for NIT!

Kansas- Kansas - # 3 NCAA seed!  Sent to Cargo Regional!

Illinois- 5 seed NCAA tourney bad boy star, 4 seed if kicked off team!!


Women:


ORU- dominant Summit League team, needs to win tourney but with 22 wins but ya never know!!  Great year even with NIT 1 seed!

Tulsa- great year for the Angie Nelp-led Golden Hurricane girls,  must win Tourney to make the Dance but a good possibility!  21 plus wins for the girls!!  NIT 1 seed!

Oklahoma- OU girls are hotter than hot, they lost to Wofford and Bixby in preseason and have turned the wagon around to lead the Big 12 Conference late!!  4 seed NCAA!!

Oklahoma State- super coach, NIT seed!

Arkansas- Coach Mike Neighbors is the quiet assassin in the SEC, NCAA 12 seed!


B in T College Basketball Picks


Tulsa 77 at Temple 74

Good win for Tulsa conference seeding and possible NIT or CIT tourney bid!!


Kentucky 88 Arkansas 72

The Wildcats tear up the Razorbacks, while the Trustees circle coach Musceless like vultures!


Texas 87 Oklahoma State 77

The Longhorns will miss beating up on the Cowboys!!


ORU 81 Kansas City 69

The Golden Eagles have little time to prove themselves worthy of postseason play……………anywhere!!

This W helps!


Wisconsin 88 Illinois 87

These top 20 teams are fighting for tournament positioning, and are bad to the bone!!  Which means GOOD!


Oklahoma 92 Houston 89

Huge victory at home as OU coach Porter Wagner Moser gets W over Kelvin and the Cougars!!  To celebrate the victory the OU student section    body surfed a shirtless coach Moser!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org




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Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Which area teams to the NCAA? Only 1?

Bryan in Tulsa!


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No bread and milk are needed til winter 2025!!  80-degree sunscreen Thursday in Tulsa!!


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Bobblehead Sports:

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Youngest B in T grandson wearing Chief shirt just to get Papi mad!!  He needs to get that poop-eatin’ grin off his face too, before I see him again!!  Congrats to our OKC Chiefs family and Monty for picking a winner!!


B in T Rants:


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B in T SOMEWHAT early SEC 2024 rankings:


1.  Georgia - the REAL #1 in 2023!

2. Georgia JV 

3. OU/Texas tied- fit in the SEC like a glove

4. Alabama - Satanless, I mean Sabanless ‘Bama stumbles but is still ahead of the Prepster Kiffin!

5. Ole Miss - Lane Kiffin - see above AKA Kiffi the Facebook King of the South!

6. Missouri - Coach Drinkinsnitzel is large and in charge with his new found success!

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             Howdy Doody

7. Tennessee - Coach Heupel wins enough to get a contract extension!

8. LSU - TMZ Sports sources say that Less Miles was in Baton Rouge with Tiger Muckety Mucks having creole!!

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9. Texas A&M - post-Jimbo news, he was given some binoculars and called an analyst on Michigan’s coaching staff!

10. Florida- who is their coach?  So he’s safe for at least one more year!

11.  Auburn - bring back Gus Calzone!

12. Kentucky/Bixby High tied

13. Miss. St. - always looking for a new coach!  

14. South Carolina- Shane Beamer’s seat is toasty🔥‼️

15. Arkansas - I luv Sam, but Pittman is Packing

16. Vandy - who else?



B in T Top Games of 2024 (with a tinge of seriousness!)


Georgia at Alabama - I dropped the microphone 🎤 4 seconds ago!


Texas at Michigan - temperature may be nippy in Ann Harbor!!

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Ohio State at Oregon - Early season slobber knocker!


Alabama at Oklahoma - I am sure Norman will roll out the red carpet for the Sabanless Tide………………not!


Oklahoma State at Tulsa - I am mentally tailgating at TU Commons right now!!


Georgia at Texas - have Georgia fans ever seen a live bull?

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Michigan at Ohio State - a traditional oldie but goodie!


Jenks vs Union - Tulsa, Oklahoma   both teams are high school football legends!



Most Conference Championships of All-Time:


1.Oklahoma - 50- Dominated the Big 8 and Big 12 Conferences

2.Nebraska - 46 - cornfed young men!!  Plus the number has been 46 since 1946!  Ha

3.Michigan - 45 - should be lower

4.Ohio State - 39 - should be higher

5.USC - 37 - PAC 12 dominance, big woopie- Lincoln Riley - zilch

6.Tulsa - 35 - Total domination of the old Missouri ValleyConference!!

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7.Alabama - 34 - Saban

8.Texas - 31- old Southwest Conference domination!

9.Fresno State - 29 - what? huh?

11.Utah - 28 - old Horizon North star Conference

12.Clemson - 27 - 

13. Colorado - 26 - Big 8 and Missouri Valley dominance in the 60s!

14.Louisiana Tech - 25

14.North Texas - 25

16.Miami (OH) - 24

18.BYU - 23

18.Troy - 23


B in T College Basketball Picks


Oral Roberts 84 at Omaha 76

The ORU basketball team has streaked itself right in the middle of an NIT bid!!  And possibly a good seed in the conference tournament!

The power foward DeShang Weaber


Arkansas 82 Mizzou 74

Both coaches are headed to the poophouse and the loser of THIS game has no toilet paper!  Frank Haith and Mike Anderson are rumored to be on the short list for both schools!!  Ha!


Oklahoma State 82  Oklahoma 78

OSU freshman big man Brandon Garrison had 12 points, 12 rebounds, 5 blocks, and 5 dunks while carrying Coach Boynton off the court on his shoulders!  Huge win and possibly the last game of  Bedlam bball 🏀!!


Kansas 89 Texas 80

Kansas played sloppy and still won by 9!  Texas coach Terry was upset when he saw a cutie infant baby girl with a horns down sign on her onesie!!  No shat!  With 3.4 seconds left, he stormed off the court with his team!!  TMZ Sports has a shot of him flipping off the Jayhawk fans as he exits!!  


Tulsa 80 Charlotte 72

The Hurricane and freshman stud Haggart rallied from 15 down early in the second half to win with a defense that held the Hornets to 23 points in the second half!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa




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