BRYAN IN TULSA IS TAKING A HOLIDAY RETREAT!! WILL RANT CRAZY STUFF NEXT YEAR!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND WATCH OUT FOR YELLOW SNOW!!
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To My Neighbors and those who stumble over from Shots Happens neighborhood bar!
Those of you who are placing Christmas lights and decorations in your yard, can you please avoid anything that has red and blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner from Shots Happens(a neighborhood drinking establishment 5 blocks from B in T home), I think it's the police and I have another frrrrriiicking stroke!! I have to toss my medical brownies out, fasten my seat belt, and hide the Biden/Harris 2024 stickers in the back seat!All this while trying to drive five blocks home!! It's just too much drama, even for Christmas!! Have a sandwich and relax! Thank you for your cooperation and insight to my problem!l🎄🎄 🖕🖕😂😂
PS: Do not tell Mrs. B in T that I sometimes take the car 🚘 out at night SSSSSHHHH!
B in T Christmas Notes:
TU fan talking to an OU and OSU football fan: ‘welcome to our world’, ‘stay a while?’ haha
For the beach! A Great 🎁Christmas Present for your favorite old fart!!
Preseason top 25 teams that are NOT currently sniffing the Top 25:
❌#6 Texas A&M
❌#9 Oklahoma
❌#10 Baylor
❌#13 NC St
❌#15 Michigan St
❌#16 Miami
❌#17 Pitt
❌#18 Wisconsin
❌#19 Arkansas
❌#20 Kentucky
❌#22 Wake Forest
❌#24 Houston
❌#25 BYU
From TU President Brad Carson (friend of B in T nation, I think):
I thought I would give what the military calls an "after-action report!”
Attendance up 35% ⬆️
Student attendance is up 98%⬆️
Merch sales are up 167%⬆️
Concessions up 19%⬆️
Brownies and weed consumption during games for medical purposes only - up to 84%⬆️
11th Street Coney Islander coney sales are up 110%
B in T NFL picks:
Cowboys 38 Texans 17
Lots of Texan fans are poised to draft ‘Bama QB Young numero Uno!! The Cowboys look like the Hollywood Henderson days on defense!!
Speed rush defensive ends with 4.3 speed!!
Chiefs 35 at Broncos 24
Denver QB is on the downhill of his career and the slopes in Boulder are very steep!! KC ticket agencies are already receiving Super Bowl ticket requests!
Cardinals 28 Patriots 20
Cardinal ownership is taking resumes from all the front-office big-shot positions! Do you think the coaching staff are shaking in their booties!
Have a great sports week!
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