Pujols is back in St Loui!

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Bobbleheads:

Rugrats Discover Papi B in T’s Brownies!?!?!?!?

When Mimi and Papi are outnumbered by the grands make sure the medical brownies are hidden!!  Well hidden, that is!  The mongrils stayed up until 2:15 AM, watching Encantos!!  After we ate a giant box of Cheddar Fishies and watched Encantos twice, I know every character and every song in this stinkin Disney flick!!  Again I repeat this warning ***ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MEDICAL SWEETS WELL HIDDEN***

*The above B in T story may or may not have possibly been based on somewhat of a true story!!

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B in T Notes:

Venables in Uncharted Recruiting Territory:

The Sooners continue to look to expand their recruiting footprint to the Southeast under new head coach Brent Venables. Under Armour’s yearly spring recruiting camp circuit is in full swing, and the influence from Brent Venables staff in Norman was felt all the way in Atlanta a couple of weekends ago!  At the Sports Illustrated All-American camp, the Sooners kept coming up to canvas some of the top defensive recruits in the region and had to get the Sooner name in front if them before making their college decision!!  The biggest name in Atlanta, Oklahoma hopes to attract was defensive lineman Lebbeus Overton, who recently reclassified from a 2023 recruit into the 2022 class!!  Oklahoma has also offered his brother, Maiciah Overton from Liberty, who just entered the Transfer Portal a scholarship!!  

Probably the core of the coaching staff is Cale Gundy, wideouts coach and a coach with OU for almost 24 years!!  He knows every waterhole and high school football field in Oklahoma!!  Nice keep for the Venables staff!!  Offensive tackle prospect Wilkin Formby a Tuscaloosa, Alabama native stands 6-7, and would be a nice addition to Bill Bedenbaugh’s offensive line room, as Oklahoma needs bodies along the front line after missing out on key targets over the past two recruiting cycles!!  Venables is making it happen in Sooner Nation!!

B in T Roadtrip Stop:

I have a possibility of 2 B in T road trips to Houston for Texas A&M football and Tulsa football!!  I am very interested in trying Wild Peckers fried chicken!!  There are a high number of Wild Peckers in Houston!  I must stop and get a large Wild Pecker bucket to go!!

Hollywood = OKC, Tulsa?  Why or Why Not?

Killers of the Flower Moon

Oklahoma’s thriving film and television industry continues to be recognized among the top destinations for production in North America with MovieMaker Magazine ranking both Oklahoma City and Tulsa among its Best Places to Live and Work as a Filmmaker in 2022.  The annual list, which considers markets in both the United States and Canada, is divided into two categories, big cities and small cities/towns, with Oklahoma City ranking #13 out of 25 big cities, and Tulsa ranking #5 out of 10 small cities/towns. Both cities have risen two spots from last year’s ranking in 2021. Dedicated to the art and craft of making movies, MovieMaker compiles this list based on surveys, production spending, film incentives, additional research and personal visits where possible.

RELEASE DATE:  NOVEMBER 2022

******Super creative writer Jimmie Trammel will do an unedited review of this movie at a bar in Tulsa soon!

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TU 2022 Starting Center is from Ukraine!

Nikita Konstantynoski is a Center for the University of Tulsa basketball team and was born and raised in Kyiv, Ukraine. Hearing about what’s happening in his hometown is overwhelming and cruel.  The Tulsa team is having a bad year this year but not nearly as bad as his family in Kyiv, Ukraine!  Everybody should support and lift each other up during this hard times. Continue to send thoughts and prayers out to the  people in Ukraine! 

B in T MLB notes:

Cardinals - out of the exhibition season hot - 5-1!  Looks like Wainwright will be opening day pitcher.

Cubs - 4-2 - record but it early

Royals -  5-0 - and may peak to soon, Bobby Whitt Junior is a stud dog!

Rangers -  4-1 - this team will be better in 2022

Dodgers - 1-3 -  LA is the B in T pick to win everything, they have played the first few games batting with their opposite side!!

Astros - 1-4 - Correa is with the Twins - still dangerous!!

B in T Tidbits:

• Does anyone know where I can find a size 44” waist Lululemon workout pants?
• WTFrick does “riddle me this” mean when starting a sentence?  Do I need to solve a puzzle, riddle, or a crime to even start to answer the question that is presented?  A person who is full of shat, is someone who will start a sentence with this phrase, Batman and Robin may use this phrase when having a mind contest with the Riddler!!
• Tony Gwynn faced Greg Maddux, Pedro Martinez, Tom Glavine and John Smoltz a combined 323 times in his career. 

****He struck out 3 times, against   them!!!!

• Cardinals to trade for Albert Pujols!  Reportedly the Redbirds have offered to send a case of Budlight and a giant bag of Peanut M&Ms to the Dodgers for Albert!!  Cardinal fans wept 😂 in the streets!  But they signed him 1 year 2.5 million and the Cardinal fans poured into the streets of Laclede's Landing, St Louis drinking and crying “our baby boy is back!”

Why is Putin Table So Long?

1. Compensation for other shortfalls! 
2. His right-hand men do not want to get riddled by bullets!
3. Putin has gas issues!
4. He bought the 75ft long table on sale on Amazon!!  No shat!  True Story!!

B in T Final Four Picks:

Kansas 77 Villanova 75

Two of the classiest coaches in history!!  Bill Self has a fast-talking, howdy do I'm from Edmond, drawl and Jay Wright, east coast, GQ cover, and an Armani suit kind of coach!!  Jayhawk fans and Wildcat fans have a gift exchange on Bourbon Street!!  Kansas fans brought bread from Kansas wheat and Wildcat fans gave Jayhawk folks 

some Philadelphia Cream Cheese!!

Duke 77 North Carolina 73 

Coach K was spotted telling one of the ball boys they do not move faster he will have them transferred to the Duke Dirty Towel Division for the rest of their tour of duty!!  Coach K knows everything about the Blue Devil program!  He knows that North Carolina coach Hubert Davis is good!  Blue Blood vs Blue Bloodier!  B in T four point difference goes to the coaching experience, so Coach K gets the V!!

NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL:

Kansas 68 Duke 64

Great win for the KU program, once the trophy is handed to the team, a local S.W.A.T. team is lowered into the Coliseum and the trophy is secured by the NCAA infractions committee and taken away to an isolated place while the NCAA continues to look at Kansas NCAA violations from the 1950s!!  Progress?!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Sweet 16 Picks!

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NEW COACH AT TULSA!!

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Tulsa zeroed in on Louisiana Tech's Eric Konkol as its next head basketball coach!!  Lots of 20+ winning seasons and Mrs. B in T thinks he is cute!

Family Bobblehead Sports:

Brother Tre?  Jet-setter?!Nawwwwww....!!!

First, let's define the term Jet-setter-

(idiomatic) A member of the jet-set, a rich person who travels for pleasure.  OR Another definition of a jet setter is a person who travels frequently; often, it is used to describe someone in high society with a glamorous life.

An example of a jet setter is an heiress who flies off to Paris to shop and purchase a croissant!

Tre Lohmeyer is a world-renowned master of Photo Artistry!!  He is the opposite of B in T - Tre opens the door for women, and he never cusses, or farts!  He looks like a shorter, younger Sam Elliott! 

I hate the mother chunker!  No, I love him!  He was just featured in the Lux magazine, which also qualifies him as Jet-setterish!  Back to more Jet-Setter stuff, well Tre has a “FRIEND” that lives in London!!  Dadgummit, to us folks in Oklahoma living in London would directly sit you smack dab in the middle of the Jet-setter club!!  In fact the closest we have to a Jet-Setter in Tulsa is a - yuppie which defined as someone who sits outdoors at Utica Square’s Wildfork and sips tea and may or not smoke a fatty!   Tre’s good “friend” is also a World-renowned Photo-Artist so the Jet-Setter meter is off the scale when the two of them show up at an Art Gallery!!  She is super, incredible and they make a wonderful couple of “friends”!!  I have promised to not embarrass them on Facetime calls to New York, Paris, Aspen, or the Swiss Alps, for the next 18 months!!  Gifts from New York for Mr. and Mrs. B in T would be nice brother?!?!  Hehe

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B in T Notes:

Baseball Is Back!!

B in T will be covering these MLB teams in 2022:

Cardinals:

New manager Marmol will be using baseball analytics and winning!  NL Central Division 95-67 1st

Cubs:

Garage sale of talent puts the Cubbies in 5th!    NL Central Division 70 - 92 5th

Dodgers:

Clayton Kershaw signs for 1 more year!   Freddie Freeman's acquisition has canceled the entire season and the World Series Trophy will be Amazon delivered to the mother chicken Dodgers!!  NL West Division 100 - 62 1st

Astros:

Correa bye bye, but still kings of the AL West. 94-68 1st

Royals:  AL Central   71 - 91 4th, no where to go but upward!

Rangers: AL West  Just signed a catcher, last years backstops could not play for Cascia Hall High School!  68 - 94 4th

How Long will this Pro Football League Last?

TU players S Manny Bunch and QB Zach Smith were drafted by the USFL Houston Gamblers and the New Orleans Breakers respectively!  The 8 team league will pay 45k a year salary, 850$ per win payment and a 15k bonus winning the USFL Championship!!  I have always been a huge Gambler and Breakers fan!!  I project that the USFL will last 4 to 5 years if no pandemics!!  After 5 years, the League will close due to a Zombie Crocodile invasion from Brazil!!  I kid u not!  

College Coaches That Need to CYA!!

Herm Edwards, Arizona State

The fact that the Sundevils are still mediocre at least Herm is running a clean program......NOT!!There have been multiple instances of potential NCAA violations, issues with assistant coaches and departures of their best players via the transfer portal. Things could fall apart very quickly in the land of the Sun and the land of the Devils!!

Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M -  Is this the season that Fisher and the Aggies finally get their shat together?  At 7-5 last year and the best recruiting class since Jesus recruited Job, look for heads and pocketbooks to roll if not 10-2!!  

Scott Frost- Nebraska -  SSDD - Coach Frost will be flying solo with QB Casey Thompson from Texas, just in time for the OU game!

Steve Sarkisian, Texas  Last year basically sucked last year and having a six-game losing streak did not impress the donors!!  Of course losing to Kansas which lost to Jenks High School did not look good on the resume!!  New QB Quinn Evers better warm-up the portal transfer site!!

Lincoln Riley, USC  Trojans go 4-8 and QB Caleb Williams transfers to Tulsa!!  Riley send resumes to every NFL and CFL team!!

Winter Olympics in Norway Forever!

Why? Ok, Norway will take the Winter Sports seriously and and this country knows what they are doing in the snow!!

Country	Gold	Silver	Bronze	Total
1  Norway	14	7	8	29
2  Germany	10	7	5	22
3  USA	8	8	5	21
4  China	8	4	2	14
5  Sweden	7	4	4	15
6  Austria	6	7	4	17
7  Netherlands	6	5	4	15
8  Switzerland	6	1	5	12
9  ROC	5	9	12	26
10 France	4	7	2	13

Norway has a population of around 5 million and New York has 8 million!!  Norway is pretty and clean!!  Norway has all the winter Olympic requirements - cold, snow, hills, pubs, and taverns!!  Norway hosted the Olympics in 1994 and folks are still talking about the pub 🍺 parties after Norway won the Ski Jumping and the Nordic Combined skiing on the same day!! Of course the main reason for Norway every 4 years Olympics is that Oslo just passed the Marijuana bill by the Council of State!!  The mountains of Norway just became even higher!!

B in T Tidbits:

• The University of Tulsa Men's and Women's Tennis teams are ranked 28th and 19th n respectively!  Congrats!
• The Oklahoma Sooner girls softball team is number 1 nationally and will be all year!  Yep, all year!  Their main competition will come from the Houston Astros!
• Troy Aikman leaving Fox for Monday Night Football, possibly add Al Michaels and I will break down on my knees and cry tears of JOY!

• Fifty years of watching Tulsa basketball is sickening now to watch a team that can't shoot or pass!!  Looks like the worst record since Jeff Kovach, Ty Nielson and Ed Lindblad led Tulsa to a 10-17 record.  In the TU - SMU game we were down 36 to 33 and after getting a Keto Ice cream bar and letting the dog out to wee-wee my Tulsa Cane was NOW down 56 - 34. When the Reynolds Center was built I spent good money to have the opportunity to purchase fairly decent 💵 tickets.  Those were fun times with Nolan, Bill, and Tubby!!  So it is time to bring back another Nolan Richardson, maybe Conklin is da man!!  Go TU!!

• With MLB and NFL free agent signings, and trades happening almost every hour, this can make the world a wild place for sports nerds with ADHD, OCD, and IBS go CRAZY!!  😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜🤪🤪
• Cardinals signed Corey Dickerson OF from the Toronto Blue Jays, lefty-hitting DH and backup outfielder!
• Jail Lucas, assistant coach at Kentucky, is on Tulsa shortlist.  Evidently this news may have leaked out and caused the loss by Kentucky to the Peacocks!!

   

B in T Sweeeeeet 16 Picks:

Kansas 77 Providence 72

The Jayhawk faithful were very amused when coach Muscleman explained vehemently his case on a foul to the head referee who stands 6’8”!!  The 5’8” Razorback coach stood on one of the trainer stools to better explain his case!

Arkansas 88 Gonzaga 85

The Zags also known as the Bulldogs may be one of the squirreliest looking teams left in the sweet 16!!  But make no doubt they are the best fast break, get up and down the court teams in America!!  Then add the athletic and sleek Hogs to the mix and I am very stoked for this barn-burner!!  Can't wait for this mother chunker!!

Iowa State 65 Miami 60

Clone coach TJ Oltzenberger becomes the 6th coach to take Iowa State to the sweet 16!! 

Clone fans were turned away by the thousands to watch the game at the United Center in Chicago!!  Several of the Iowa State gaggle of fans thought they were playing the Miami Heat of the NBA!!  After the confusion Cyclone fans were happy to get free food and beer at Harry Carrays restau.rant and watch the game on one of their 40 big-screen TVs!! 

Duke 76 Texas Tech 69

Chase Canter San Fransisco will host two teams that are polar opposites!  Duke has a picturesque campus and Tech is in Lubbock, Duke has tradition, and Tech has a guy with a mask on a horse, finally, Duke has stoic coach K and Tech has coach Adams who looks like a Dentist!  Duke leads from the start and looks poised for the Final Four!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa 

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March Madness Picks

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Bobblehead Sports

Family Dog from He🏒🏒!!

Grandchildren Gus and Ana have a big puppy dog named Toast who instead of Purina puppy chow, Toast eats squirrels, moles, cousin Charlotte panties, 40-pound bags of sand, half of the couch, Barbie’s and baby dolls, with 10,000 socks for dessert!!

The cute giant mutt took a chunk out of their favorite couch in the den and was punished by only getting a half chicken for dinner!!

While watching the kids, the Cujo is left alone with Papi and the war within the war between the hell hound and Papi begins!!  I try to put out 10 cups of dog food to keep Toast full and hopefully not eating squirrels, shoes, and socks!  Toast escaped through the front door and Gus, Ana and Papi have been caught on the doorbell camera chasing Toast through the neighbor's yard!!  The incident was sent to America's Funniest Home Videos and is under consideration for a Fall 2022 show!!  No shat!!  I swear!!

If we win any dollars on the show  it will go toward doggy training lessons!!

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B in T Notes:

Brady is BACK!!

The GOAT, Tom Brady, will be back to QB the Buccaneers for his 23rd year in the NFL!!  After making 230 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for school Tom said “Eff it, I going back to football” and then went to Twitter during March Madness selections!!  Nice timing Tom and agent!!

Will there be an ‘Opening’ in the 918?  Yeppers!  There is!!

Can we get the polka dots back?  Mike Anderson is currently the coach at St. Johns's Red Storm. 

He has the backing of legendary Tulsa coach Nolan Richardson.  Anderson has been the head coach at UAB, Mizzou & Arkansas.  A great fit for the University of Tulsa!  I am afraid, with the cost-cutting measures at TU, the chances are now minimal!

Next TU Coach will be:

Mike Anderson - 3 to 1 Head Coach at St. Johns and huge TU support!  He was in my Sociology class at TU!  He may be too much money honey!!

Pooh Williamson - 25 to 1 - currently doing ESPN commentator training with strong TU ties!

Jerome Tang - 6 to 1 - Assistant at Baylor and great recruiter in Texas

Tubby Smith - 60 to 1 - he loves the Utica Square area in Tulsa, former TU coach

Mike Krzyzewski - 14, 754 to 1 - just retired from Duke, already has an itch to unretire!  

Sean Sutton - 15 to 1 - Texas Tech assistant, numerous OSU fans will root for TU!

Billie Gillespie - 150 to 1 - Tarleton State Head Coach, coached with Self at TU, met him at Park Plaza swimming pool 100 years ago, true story, nice guy but can he recruit legally!??

Brian Montenotti - 20 to 1 - Owasso High coach and former OSU player!  Knows the OK high school scene which Haith did not!

Scott Sutton - 25 to 1 - Assistant at OSU and former ORU head coach, super clean dude!

What Patrick Mahomes and my brother have in common!!

Certain siblings have siblings that they want to freeze cryogenically to a different era or world!!  Haha!  Kansas City QB Patrick Mahomes is THE BEST playa in the NFL 🏈currently!  Mahomes brother, Jackson, and his fiance, pro wrestler Asuka, will not be banned from attending games next season, despite internet rumors that circulated on social media on recently to the contrary!Jackson Mahomes has had numerous altercations with opposing fans in the NFL!!  Jackson will throw things, spit, and verbally abuse little old ladies if they are wearing the opposing team colors!  Should he be suspended from the NFL for one year??!!  The stud brother Mahomes supports his brother on the outside but is eating nails with hot sauce internally!!  SIMILARLY, Tre Lohmeyer, the world-famous photo artist has a brother that is loud and obnoxious, wears red Trump caps, farts and has been known to pee-pee at Tre’s gallery art exhibits!!  True shat!  Google it!  I dare ya!!  Having a black sheep in a family can be very costly for the drift or the vibe that an artist tries immulate!  To that, I simply tell my famous brother to suck it up buttercup!!

A Silent but deadly fart - is the true meaning of pettifogging, Webster does not no SHAT!!

Way way too Early TU 2022 Picks!

Here is the full schedule for the 2022 football season:

• Sept. 3 — at Wyoming - W
• Sept. 10 — vs. Northern Illinois- W
• Sept. 17 — vs. Jacksonville State - W
• Sept. 24 — at Ole Miss - L
• Oct. 1 — vs. Cincinnati - L
• Oct. 8 — at Navy - W
• Oct. 21 — at Temple - W
• Oct. 29 — vs. SMU - W
• Nov. 5 — vs. Tulane - W
• Nov. 10 — at Memphis - L
• Nov. 18 — vs. South Florida - W
• Nov. 25/26 — at Houston - L
• Dec. 3 — American Athletic Conference Championship

TU goes 8-4 with a Military Bowl invite!!

To Shake or not to Shake?

During the postgame handshakes of 3 games during a 72 hour period recently the question in Oklahoma and Nationally, after these hand-slapping altercations,   is why even shake?  In another incredible article by nationally acclaimed Tulsa World sportswriter Bill Haistens, he stated that the tension and vibes of the Owasso vs BTW crowd and players simply laid the groundwork for a post-game shove around!!  The third incident at the Wisconsin vs Michigan basketball game was simply a post-game bitch slap from one grossly overpaid coach to another!!  This slap cost coach Juwan Howard 40k dollars and a suspension of 5 games!  Wisconsin coach Greg Gard was fined 10k for instigating the Barbie slap fight!!  I would like to add one more personal third-grade incident that I or my son or grandson may or may not have instigated!!  I will not name the identity of the young man to protect conversation at family holidays or birthday functions in the future!!  In a third-grade football game in Tulsa a while back a young man decided to tell each player in the handshake line to f--- off!  The opposing coach informed our head coach who informed an unsuspecting parent who grounded a third grader for the rest of his life!!  True stuff! I vote for post-game handshake lines to be eliminated!

Zero Stars High School Rating to Super Bowl MVP!  Cooper Kupp!

LOVE IT!!

Maddog Get Better!

My wife, my kids, and my grandkids have all chatted and or laughed at Mr. Maddog at TU games over the years!  In the early years of courting Mrs. B in T, I would purchase a rose from him as I entered the 11th Street

entrance to the Reynolds Center!

My daughter Madison goes by Maddog and Mr. Maddog would always wave at her at the TU games!  He was mugged on 36th and Peoria in February and the B in T family will keep you in our prayers Mr. Maddog!

NCAA Tournament Picks 1st Round:

3 Arkansas 86 14 Vermont 65

The Razorbacks are seeded the highest since the days of the Medicine Ball men, Nolan Richardson and Mike Anderson!!  The Catamounts of Vermont can ball!!  A catamount is a wild cat that roams the snow-covered hills of Vermont in search of its favorite delicacy the spotted lynx!!  The Catamounts were spotted Lynxed by the Hogs!

2 Kentucky 88 17 St. Peters 66

The St. Peters Peacock and the Kentucky Wildcat had a mild skirmish over sideline space and were separated by court security!!  Both Mascots were taken to night court AFTER the first-round game!!  

4 Illinois 68 13 Chattanooga 57

The Illini nickname really sucks compared to the Scrappy Mocs of Chattanooga!!  Scrappy Mocs refer to a northern mockingbird that lives in the swamps of Tennessee!!

7 Murray State 77  10 San Fran 70

The Murray State Racers boat raced the Dons who are named after the first Mayor of San Francisco, Don Juan!!  True story, google it!!

6 Iowa State 72  11 LSU 70

The Clones made a desperation 3 pointer with .0198 left on the Timex time clock to continue play in the NCAA's!!

1 Kansas 81 Texas Southern 53

When the Tigers took a 13 to 11 lead over the Jaybirds, Coach Self called a 30-second timeout and told his team they were walking back to Lawrence from St. Louis is they lose this game!!  The KU player moms were livid!!  

2nd Round NIT:

Oklahoma 83 St. Bonaventure 68

The Bonnies are close at halftime but OU guard Jordan Goldwire went crazy and scored 19 points in the second half to bring home the second-round victory!!  So you are wondering WTF is a Bonnie?  This nickname came from a Bonna Wolf who was the bad bad wolf in the famous child story ‘Little Red Riding Hood’!!!  I know that you may have some doubt so just google it!!  Double dog dare ya!!

B in T Tidbits:

• In my opinion we need a college football coaches portal!!l  
• The substance used in Kansas coach Bill Self’s hair is classified by the U.S. Government and is currently banned in 7 countries! 
• To ban or not to ban, whether it is nobler to take drugs and compete OR move to Russia!

• Georgia Portal Transfer QB JT Daniels may be at West Virginia in 2022!?!?
• OU’s Jocelyn Alo shares a piece of history.  Oklahoma's senior slugger hit a titanic blast to tie former Sooner Lauren Chamberlain's NCAA career record with her 95th home run as the Sooners run-ruled Texas State 8-0 in the final game of the Houston Classic at Cougar Stadium.  The NCAA record-setting ball was sucked into a drain outside the Cougar Stadium and Sooner softball and Fox Radio superstar Chris Plank was told not to leave Houston until he finds the ball in the IT clown water drain!!

Have a great sports week:

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