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FOS Announces the 2020 Kingfisher World Championship Noodling Festival is BACK!!
No Coronavirus is stopping the world-famous noodling event in Kingfisher, Oklahoma!! This will be the 28th year for the local event, July 14 through 17th!! The event will be covered by the ESPN Fishing Channel and Tulsa’s KOTV Tess Maune (Oklahoma’s TV Anchor of the Year) and Sawyer Bussey (Oklahoma’s Reporter of the Year 2018-2019)!! Tess and Sawyer will have their own noodling team sponsored by Barilla Mini Noodles!! Mrs. Maune is an expert noodler and has caught two catfish that weigh more than she does!! Miss Bussey is a rookie to noodling but has been training with small garfish, goldfish and piranha!!
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- All teams can only have two noodlers in the water at one time.
- All participants must be tested and each fish caught must be weighed and tested for the Coronavirus!! Extreme measures for extreme times!!
- The Shed Bar and Grill catfish eating contest must have all folks 6 feet apart throughout the event!!
- All parade participants must be 6 feet apart!
- All clogging dancers in the parade must be 6 feet apart!!
Stay tuned for more FOS/ESPN noodling coverage!
Faked Out Sports Top 2020 Incoming True College Football Freshmen:
Bryan Bresee DL Clemson - He was rated as the #1 high school player in the nation in many preps magazines!! The rich get richer and richer!!
Desmond Evans DL North Carolina - Mac Brown picked this young man straight out of Chapel Hill! Mac can recruit! Defensive linemen are hard to find! Mr. Evan’s 6’6” 275 lb frame will be playing often and quickly!!
Myles Slusher Safety Arkansas - This super young man from Broken Arrow switched from Oregon to Arkansas to be closer to his great family and to his favorite blog FOS/B in T!! ððĪŠ Arkansas has him penciled in for strong safety due to his strong coverage and tackling ability!!
Bryce Young QB Alabama - This California recruit was headed to Mac Brown and North Carolina initially but Moses (Grumpy Saban) came from high and summoned him to Alabama!! Young should be the starting QB by the third game!!
Bijon Robinson, RB Texas - Texas has two strong backs ahead of him but this number 1 prep back out of Arizona is too good for the bench!! Hoping that Coach Herrman can figure this out!!
2020 College Football Coaches Sitting On A Hot Iron:
Hot Iron Ranking
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Coach Name
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School
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Age
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Compensation
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Yrs.
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W
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L
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1st
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Clay Helton
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USC
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46
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$6,000,000
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5
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40
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21
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2
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Tom Herman
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Texas
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43
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$5,750,000
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5
|
46
|
19
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3
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Kevin Sumlin
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Arizona
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54
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$2,000,000
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11
|
95
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58
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4
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Will Muschamp
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South Carolina
|
47
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$4,200,000
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8
|
54
|
46
| |
5
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Derek Mason
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Vanderbilt
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44
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$3,000,000
|
6
|
27
|
47
| |
6
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Scott Frost
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Nebraska
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43
|
$5,000,000
|
4
|
28
|
22
| |
7
|
Randy Edsall
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Connecticut
|
60
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$1,500,000
|
20
|
102
|
134
| |
8
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Jeremy Morrill (B in T nephew)
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Blackwell High School
|
29
|
$36,000
|
1
|
1
|
9
| |
9
|
Dana Holgorsen
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Houston
|
48
|
$4,000,000
|
9
|
65
|
49
| |
10
|
Chip Kelly
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UCLA
|
55
|
$6,000,000
|
6
|
53
|
24
| |
11
|
Dana Dimel
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UTEP
|
56
|
$700,000
|
8
|
32
|
61
| |
12
|
Kelley Morrill Conaghan (B in T cousin)
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Tonkawa High
|
34
|
$1 (arrangement)
|
1
|
1
|
9
| |
13
|
Doug Martin
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New Mexico State
|
55
|
$425,000
|
14
|
51
|
116
| |
14
|
Pat Fitzgerald
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Northwestern
|
44
|
$3,500,000
|
14
|
99
|
79
| |
15
|
Mike Bloomgren
|
Rice
|
41
|
$1,000,000
|
2
|
5
|
20
| |
16
|
Steve Campbell
|
South Alabama
|
52
|
$600,000
|
9
|
64
|
42
| |
17
|
Mike Morrill (B in T brother -in -law)
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Cushing High School
|
35
|
$20,000 plus hunting land with deer stand!
|
1
|
1
|
9
| |
18
|
Tom Arth
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Akron
|
38
|
$600,000
|
7
|
49
|
33
| |
19
|
Mike Locksley
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Maryland
|
50
|
$3,000,000
|
5
|
6
|
40
| |
20
|
Jeff Brohm
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Purdue
|
47
|
$4,000,000
|
6
|
47
|
31
| |
21
|
Lovie Smith
|
Illinois
|
60
|
$3,200,000
|
4
|
15
|
33
| |
22
|
Dave Doeren
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NC State
|
47
|
$3,000,000
|
9
|
70
|
46
|
Conversation overheard at the Neville Gallamore draft watch party a couple of weeks ago:
You good man?
Yeah dog. Why? Whazzup?
I thought I heard a something loud drop!!
That was my new Dallas Cowboy jersey!!
Your shirt fell and made that loud klump sound!?
I was in it dawg!!!
***That FOS joke was sponsored by Southern Hills work out trainer extraordinaire Andre Tourhino!!
FOS Too Dang Early 2021 Super Bowl Prediction:
Super Bowl XXVI will be located in Tampa, Florida at Raymond James Stadium February 7, 2021!!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Miami Dolphins!!
Tom Brady vs. Tua Taglaviaola
All Florida Super Bowl In Florida!!
FOS Bobbleheads:
Mimi and Papa B in T took the grandkids to Woolaroc in search of the great Buffalo hamburger!! We saw wild animals such as Buffalo, Antelope, Elk, Crocodiles, Wild Chickens, Reindeer, Elephants, and of course Tigers!! So we stayed more than 6 feet away from all the animals per Governor Stitt! Ana wanted to feed the Tiger, like the Tiger King, but I assured her we would next time!!
Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:
Smokem if you got em!
Have a great sports less week!!
FOS/B in T
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B, in T
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