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What A Grand Celebration It Will Be!
After the Corona is defeated in the near future, there will be welcome back parties for local sports like never witnessed before!!
The Tulsa Drillers will have a record crowd of 10,000 fans with children and grown men shedding a sigh and possibly even a tear that America’s past time is BACK!! The new Driller’s 31 feet by 67 feet scoreboard is the best in all minor league baseball and looks twice as nice for the delayed start of this year's Tulsa Driller Season!! The San Diego Chicken 🐣 will be there and First Lady Melania Trump will throw out the first pitch!! Her throw goes astray and hits 8-time writer of the Year in Oklahoma, Bill Hastens in the groin!! Welcome back baseball in Tulsa!!
An Oklahoma Sooners Fall Football Scrimmage is opened to the public for one day before the NCAA 2020 season is underway!! Only a few days after the quarantines were lifted a crowd of close to 60,000 fans are at Owen Field to welcome back their hero Sooner players!! Earth Wind and Fire played for 45 minutes to a standing ovation!! Welcome back college football!!
A Tulsa University post-Coronavirus Football scrimmage is held to welcome back players and fans!! The players gave the fans a 2-minute standing ovation! The fans went ballistic when the Hurricane warning siren went off!! The players went through 1 hour of full pads and then signed autographs for a larger than normal crowd of 5,000 fans!! Welcome back GOLDEN
HURRICANE!!
HURRICANE!!
Oklahoma State football is back!!! The Cowboys and Mullet Gundy have started the post Coronavirus with workouts that are not open to the public!! No change there but Coach Gundy’s mullet has grown an additional 6 inches down his back!! There is an atmosphere of confidence with QB Spencer Sanders, running back Chuba Hubbard and Wide-out Tylen Wallace all possible all-Americans stabilizing the 2020 team!!
When the post-Coronavirus Major Leagues start again, the Cards will win the Central Division and the Cubs will still suck!!
The Arkansas Razorback Post Coronavirus workouts are open to the public by new Coach Sam Pittman so he may meet and greet the fans and big donors!! Thousands of Hog fans were happy to see football back in the Ozark hills!! Speaking of Ozark, I am addicted to Netflix Ozark!! Is there going to be a 4th season??
Oklahoma High School Football
This joy of Friday Night Lights is back in time for high schools all over Oklahoma and for Tulsa World super writer Barry Lewis!! Mr. Lewis was so bored that he was forced to read Bryan in Tulsa over the summer!! The eastside will still dominate the west side even if they divide 6A into I, II, III, and IV quadrants!! Young children will still play football on the sidelines of all high school games throughout the state of Oklahoma, once this Coronavirus is defeated!! Stay safe Oklahoma!!
Lipstick Cabaret, a Tulsa Men's Club, Thinking Outside the Bubble!
Drive-thru and curb service in a large tent rented from the Tulsa Octoberfest!! One auto at a time for 5 minutes!! There will be a 1 dollar change machine at the front to allow patrons access to one-dollar bills for the young ladies!! Similar to the drive-thru car wash!! This request is on Mayor Bynum desks! I vote yes 👍!! Back me up on this!!
FOS Bobblehead Sport:
FOS GRANDKIDS MOCK DRAFT:
Starting Center: Gustavo
A 4-star recruit, Tulsa Oklahoma- he once slam-dunked a shot in his Papa’s groin! Recruited by numerous YMCA leagues all over the Midwest! His dad and his Papa are TU grads and the ’Cane are early leaders for Gus’ athletic services! High first-round pick!
Starting Power Forward: Ana
A 3-star recruit who is also being recruited for football, Tulsa, Ok- She daily makes her brother scream for mercy!! Has great post moves for a 3-year-old and can eat 3 sausage rolls in under 4 minutes according to football scouts! Middle first-round pick!
Starting Small Forward: Frankie (don't call her Frances)
A 3-star recruit from m Oklahoma City who is known for biting opponents on the leg!! She has a soft baseline jumper that was taught to her by her dad who is an Ultimate Frisbee stud!! Frankie can catch Frisbees with her mouth!! Middle first-round pick depending on rabies check!
Starting Off Guard: Charlotte
A 3-star recruit from Tulsa, Ok who is not really known for her shooting but more for her fouling and lethal picks!! Charlotte will usually foul out of the game in the first 5 minutes! One time she set such a hard pick that the poor unsuspecting toddler had all his baby teeth knocked out!!
Lower first-round pick!
Starting Point Guard: Rosie
A 3-star recruit from Oklahoma City, Ok who can gorilla dunk a golf ball while chugging a bottle of Creatine for toddlers!
Rosie has a soft baseline jumper and can penetrate a defense and dish to her cousins in the blink of an eye!! She was South Tulsa Toddler League player of the week, 2 weeks in a row!! Private schools all over OKC are quietly recruiting Rosie!!
Possible second-round pick, dropped due to additude problems!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Grandkids, never ask Mimi what is that stink in her kitchen, while she is cooking!
Have a great nonsports week!
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