Monday Night Football Makes Changes!

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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:

FOS Is recommending NBA Commissioner Adam Silver for Democratic candidate for 2020 or 2024 President of the United States!!  Smart dude!!  Squirrelly looking but smart!!

Cubs and Cardinal Tickets for Sale!!!

FOS has two tickets for sale for the Cards and Cubs series in London!!  Just ignore the Coronavirus because you will probably be the only two folks at the Wembley Stadium!!  I am only asking 25 dollars apiece for the tickets which include hazmat suits and dental masks from Jami B in T!!  Give me a call if interested.  

FOS Rumors:

New Monday Night Football crew will be Al Michaels, Peyton Manning, and SNL Weekend Update host Colin Jost!!  Ozzie Osborne will do the ’Rowdy Friends’ song and the sideline reporter will be Broadway Joe Namath!!  Congrats to ABC/ESPN for having some balls...... finally!!😃😃

B in T SPECIAL CORONAVIRUS EDITION:

Way, Way too Early FOS College Football Top 25!!

1. Clemson- QB nicknamed ’Sunshine’!
2. Ohio State- loves to beat up Harbaugh!
3. LSU- Must replace Captain America QB!
4. Alabama- Defense will be scary good!
5. Oklahoma- Spencer ”the Snake” Rattler is fo real!
6. Penn State- ugly jerseys!
7. Georgia- New QB is key!!
8. Florida- Seeper for the final four!
9. Oregon- The Ducks have purty uniforms!
10. Notre Dame- Coach Kelly has more lives than Felix my late cat!!
11. Wisconsin- O/Line averages 346 lbs and are all Vegans!
12. Texas A&M- Ranked high by B in T simply to keep relatives happy!
13. Minnesota- First Big 10 team in history to have a back that runs a 4.5 forty yard dash!
14. Michigan- Harbaugh is eyeing the NY Giants job in 2021!
15. Cincinnati- Speed kills!
16. Auburn- Coach Malzone spread offense is getting old!
17. Texas- Coach Herman’s mansion with a moat is for sale!
18. Oklahoma State- The big three Poke players on offense will be bitchin!
19. Virginia Tech- Coach Fuente is a stud!  Go Union Redskins!
20. Iowa State- best team managers in the Big 12!
21. Tulsa- Homer pick but watch out AAC!!
22. Baylor- Coach sweater vest coat is gone to the NFL!
23. Memphis- Beale Street is fun!
24. Broken Arrow- Coach Alexander is a stud and he may actually read this shat!!
25. Kansas State- this team will be running the winged T!

Also receiving votes:

Iowa 323, Bixby 256, Hawaii 220, Owasso 166, TCU 128, Tulsa Union 98, Houston 68, Jenks 42, Vanderbilt 31, Arkansas 20, Tonkawa 11, Blackwell 1

FOS Oklahoma Heisman Hopefull Spencer Rattler Nickname Recommendations:

Spencer ’The Snake’ Rattler

Spencer ’Gunner’ Rattler

Spencer ’2 AND DONE’ Rattler

Spencer ’Heisman Freshman’ Rattler

Spencer ’Cannon’ Rattler

Spencer ’Little Mahomes’ Rattler

I like ❤️ cute little Mahomes!

New Sooner Schooner for 2020 Football!!

After the Sooner Schooner tipped over last year the Rufneks have slowed down a bit and will add a roll bar to the new 2020 Sooner Schooner!!  

Note:  The Rufneks will no longer be able to drag pledges on the turf until they scream out all of the OU Heisman winners for the last 75 years!!

Certain Items Must Be Rationed During Coronavirus Quartine:

1. Aquafina Water- my yuppie daughters need Aquafina to survive!!
2. 3 Ply Toilet Paper-  trust me!
3. Brownies with green seeds!  Ha!
4. Trojan condoms- really B in T.....!
5. Liquor-  Nah just drink it! 🍸🍻🥃
6. Pet treats- do not give your pet Pit Bull more than one treat per day...........unless he looks at your leg as though it were a piece of Ribeye Steak!!
7. Fiber Bars- one-half bar per day (no more)  Tough, I usually do 3!
8. AGAIN:  Brownies with green seeds!  You can never have enough!
9. FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM You can always ration some giggles!

FOS Bobbleheads:

The B in T grandchildren 5 have been quarantined away from Papa B in T for his protection due to his stroke!  So, fortunately, my new phone has a gadget called Facetime!!  This can be like crack to us old farts who want to see their grandkids every 3 hours!!  Hehehe!  This can also be annoying to the parents of the grandkids or our sons and daughters who have to get these calls from Papa daily!!  I sure love ❤️ my new phone!!  Thanks, Mrs. B in T for a wonderful anniversary gift!!

FOS NCAA Division I Tournament:

Words of Wisdom from the unwise one!!

Keep the fire in your heart burning through all of this Coronavirus crap!!

Have a great sports less week!!

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