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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin’
FOS Thunder Rumble!
The three-headed point guard of Chris Paul, Dennis Schroeder, and Shae Gilgeous - Alexander is ruling the NBA and has led the Thunder to be the surprise team of the league!! The Thunder defense is known for its length and speed! Nerlens Noel is a super big man and a dunking, alley-oop machine and backing up big Sasquatch Steven Adams!! Good team ball sharing for the Thunder!! So different from past Thunder teams!!
FOS Grammy notes ‘bout Nuthin:
Jonas Brothers need to use floss before singing performance!!
The first TV special I have seen without Opra trying to sell me a diet plan!!
Blake Shelton and friend Gwen Stefani sang a beautiful new hit by Blake!! Gwen looks like an older version of Barbie gone rogue!! Blake looks more like her father than her mate!!
Megan and Harry Tour America:
The Royal couple will spend a weekend at Branson this Spring!!
Megan and Harry will attend Dolly World as front row guests to a Michael Buble concert ’Tribute to Andy Williams White Christmas’!! They will be staying at the Hampton Inn Branson, with a free breakfast buffet!! The Royal family will have the Branson Ballknobbers as security detail for the concert!!
FOS Bobbleheads:
See Thunder Notes Above
FOS College Basketball Picks:
Tulsa 82 UConn 70
Tulsa, who was the AAC preseason 10th best team per the media brain dorks are currently in FIRST PLACE!! The same brainiacs evidently are picking Sarah Palin to be the 2020 Presidential winner!!! 
UConn is leaving the American Athletic Conference to possibly join Conference USA or maybe dump football and join the Big East in basketball!! La de da! Good riddance! Tulsa guard, Darian Jackson has discovered a 3-point shot and scored 21 against the Huskies!! Good riddance Huskies, we will miss the trip to Connecticut..........not!
ORU 78 at North Dakota 76
ORU plays in the Dakotas so much that each player has Nike shoes that double as snowshoes!! See picture! No shat! ORU pulls out a super road win and guard Max Ambas sank a last-second 3 pointer to win in the -2 degree Daktas frozen tundra!!
Kansas 73 at TCU 68
Before the game coach Self and coach Dixon compared hair product tips! Kansas big man Azubuike had so many dunks the he had to put Neosporin rub on his wrists!!
Kentucky 82 at Tennessee 75
Kentucky Coach Calipari signed autographs after the game with some of the Wildcat faithful that made the trip to Knoxville!! Calipari signed balls, programs, t-shirts, dogs, babies, and women's blouses with them in ’em!! EJ Montgomery and Immanuel Quickly led Kentucky with 20 and 19 points respectively!!
Kentucky Coach Calipari signed autographs after the game with some of the Wildcat faithful that made the trip to Knoxville!! Calipari signed balls, programs, t-shirts, dogs, babies, and women's blouses with them in ’em!! EJ Montgomery and Immanuel Quickly led Kentucky with 20 and 19 points respectively!!
Oklahoma 69 West Virginia 66
The Sooners and newly found NCAA comeback mascot of the year Top Daug entertained the crowd by shooting out popcorn to the upper deck crowd at Lloyd Noble arena!! Very messy but the kids loved it!! This was not approved by AD Castiglione!! Mr. Daug was given a 1-week suspension! Oklahoma power forward Brady Mannix had 16 points and 12 rebounds!!
Missouri 76 Arkansas 74
The famed Antler student section was in rare form against the Razorbacks!! The Antlers were created in 1976 and came from the Lilly Tomlin’s skit of Antler dancing on Saturday Night Live!! No shat!! Very true!! The Antlers have been kicked out of 11 games in the last 10 years!! This year they brought a hog carcass to the game a tried to cook piggy on the hot dog ðŸŒgrill!! The Antler students were immediately removed from Hearn Arena and PETA was summoned to Columbia to investigate the hog carcass!!
Baylor 85 Oklahoma State 69
Baylor is no longer the best-kept secret in the Big 12 Conference or the nation!! The Cowboys have young talent and more young folks coming for 2020, including Cade Cunningham who is considered the best player in the country!! Hurry, young man!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!! Never wear a Dallas Cowboy cap to a Superbowl Party between the 49ers and the Chiefs! Just saying........not smart.........folks feel sorry for ya!!
Have a great sports week!
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