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Sunday, November 17, 2019

Holiday Weight Gain for B in T and Charlie the Fat Cat

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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin!

FOS is Hearing Of Sightings of Turkey Man in Northeast Oklahoma!!
Possibly a Turkey Man!??  No shat!! This so-called large round bird with a warbler looking neck and an orange turkey like hair has been spotted but not confirmed in Tulsa!!  TMZ is now reporting that President Trump was Campaigning in Oklahoma on a bad hair day!  Fake News in Fake Sports!

I now have the great honor to introduce a new associate to FOS/B in T--  The Swamy Prognosticator!!!!  He pops down from the skies every week and predicts the future as well as new innovation to the sports world!!  Let's give a great round of applause to The Swamy Prognosticator!!................Ok that's enough cheering and applause!!  

Double Elimination?

The playoffs have already started, for every college team.
Imagine a double elimination tournament where everyone is in the 'loser bracket'. Except the following 3 teams in the upper "winner" bracket.
1. LSU
2. Ohio State
3. Clemson

It's not that the upper bracket guarantees a coveted spot in this season's 4-team playoff, but You can bet that those in the lower "loser" bracket cannot sustain another lose and make the playoffs.
The 3 teams in the upper bracket represent the SEC, ACC, & Big Ten. they will not face each other unless and until they are in the playoffs.

So let's look at the teams still holding a plausible path to a spot in the NCAA playoffs.

4. Georgia 9-1:
Must make the SEC Championship (likely) and defeat (likely) LSU in the SEC Championship, or look incredible in that matchup.

5. Alabama 9-1:
Must have a collapse of LSU and somehow get into the SEC Championship, and win it.

6. Oregon 9-1:
Must win out and look so dominant that they win the respect of the selection factors.

7. Oklahoma 9-1:
Must win out, including a likely rematch with Baylor, in the Big 12 championship, and look so dominant that they win the respect of the selection factors.

8. Utah 9-1:
Must win out, including a likely showdown with Oregon, in the PAC-12 championship, and look so dominant that they win the respect of the selection factors.

9. Penn State 9-1:
Must defeat Ohio State this Saturday, to deny Ohio State a Big Ten Championship game, then defeat Minnesota in a rematch, and look so dominant that they win the respect of the selection factors.

10. Florida 9-2:
Face it, they would need need to win out, and need Georgia to lose the next 2 games, and then defeat LSU in the SEC Championship game, and look so dominant that they win the respect of the selection factors.



Who to Replace Willie Taggert at Florida State?
  1. Mark Stoops - Kentucky HC, why not?
  2. Bob Stoops - He might jump XFL for the Seminoles!?  Hell yes!
  3. Mike Stoops - just kidding!
  4. All three in a package family deal?!

Mike Leach to be Arkansas coach in 2020?  Intriguing?!
New Coach at Southern Cal in 2020?
Penn State’s Ron Franklin?  The rumor mill is buzzing!  Why?  Why not?

Will Chad Morris be contacted by TU to be O Coordinator after the Razorbacks canned him?  B in T says the ’Cane has his number!

A Giant Cat in the B in T Household!!
        ACTUAL PICTURE
Our cat Charlie spent the summer outside so my son in law could breathe!!  So when they went to their own home, a fit Charlie came back in the house. Over the last four months, Charlie has learned how to get in the dog's food plus his own food!!  She is now a giant cat and outweighs my smallest dog by 15 pounds!!  A 30-pound cat is not healthy!  Thank goodness she is declawed!!  I have put the water bowl on top of the dog food when I leave the house and have cut Charlie’s food by 25 %!!  Charlie will be receiving a cat treadmill for Christmas!

B in T Gains Twenty-five Pounds over Turkey Day!!

With the B in T’s sons now having significant others, Mrs. B in T aka Grandma aka Mimi aka Hotty aka Thanksgiving ðŸ¦ƒDinner super chef, insists on cooking a huge feast and I do mean feast!!  I look for the biggest, giant belt and use an ice pick to make extra fat boy holes so it will fit!!  Mashed Tators, Turkey Dressing, Pecan, and Pumpkin Pie with low-fat Whipping Cream, Low Fat Egg Nog with Ron Bacardi Rum and a huge Honey Suckle Ham is on the agenda for Thanksgiving Dinner!!

FOS Bobblehead Sports:

Breast Pumps Are Not for Everyone!!
B in T attended his son and daughter-in-law’s couples baby shower and was disappointed that there was not a descriptive cake of what sex the newborn was!!  A pee-pee cake if a boy or a cha-cha cake if a girl always livens the party!!  So I decided to demonstrate the proper way to wear and mount a breast pump apparatus!!  This ended as small cousins and grandkids started to ask many questions regarding the breast pump!!  The demonstration was very informative for B in T!


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