FOS College Football Picks!
B in T has either jacked up his meds again or OU has two off weeks this year!!
Tulsa 38 at Tulane 37
***********UPSET SPECIAL***********
Imagine that the creator of this shat who happens to be a TU grad would pick the ’Cane to upset the Green Wave! TU lost at Tulane 2 years ago 93 to 6!! Go figure! Numerous Golden Hurricane fans made the trip to Tulane and spent Friday partying in the French Quarter of New Orleans!! Seven Hurricane folks were arrested for mooning folks off the balconies on Bourbon Street!! All seven of the slightly inebriated TU partiers were released when their butts could not be recognized by witnesses in a New Orleans Police butt line up!! A story similar to this will be on CBS NCIS: New Orleans next year!! Wow, true stuff, although not mentioned on the Tulsa Golden Hurricane Web Site!!
Oklahoma State 45 TCU 21
Oklahoma State fans with the giant paddles that bang the side of Boone Pickens Stadium were thrilled to find the Athletic Department purchased 100 large Cowbells to go with the paddles!! Very exciting, very loud, very obnoxious and very much not a good idea!! The ringing of the bells to go with the large paddle claps caused Pistol Pete and numerous cheerleaders and players to have severe earaches over the next week!! The cowbells were repossessed in the 4th quarter to a standing ovation from the fans!! Chuba Cobre Hubbard rushed for 252 yards on 20 carries and again he is not in the top 5 Heisman projected!! Must be Gundy’s mullet since it gets blamed for everything wrong with the Cowboys!!
Kansas State 31 at Kansas 16
The Wildcats from Kansas State are fighting for a bowl bid within the Continental United States or Puerto Rico!! The Kansas football Jayhawks are fighting tickets to KU basketball games before Self is put into timeout for a year by the NCAA Gestapo!! The KU football team is looking at no football game in December and early Tee times!! KState Coach Klieman had some recruits from Lawrence, Kansas!! Namely a kicker and 2 deep snappers who were on the sidelines as KState guest!! KU and Coach Miles were not happy!!
Arkansas 38 Mississippi 31
Ben Hicks is back in the captains chair in the QB position at Starship Razorback!! Coach Chad Morris continues to have boosters give him the wild bore look even though his team has a long, long, long shot at a bowl game!! Evidently, even if the Hogs get to 5 wins they have been offered a spot in the Tyson Chicken Bowl!! Played at Harrison High School in my birthplace Harrison, Arkansas!!
Nebraska 27 at Purdue 13
Nebraska and their little Husker fans had dreams of top 10 national rankings and sugar plum fairies sprinkling fairy dust on each of the players and coach Frost!! Instead the cornchuckers are barely .500 and barely in the top 10 of the Big 10!!!
Nebraska QB Adrian Martinez is still a stud and ran for 105 yards and passed for 198 yards and 2 touchdowns!! Purdue is not good and trying to stay above the Mendoza line which is a vernacular used for a bad hitter in baseball - .200 or also known as RUTGERS in the Big 10!! Ha!
Michigan 20 at Maryland 13
Michigan coach has a good Knute Rockny type of team!! Leather helmets, slowish, big, coach yells constantly, wears Kahki pants with a blue sweater tucked in his pants are all similar characteristics of today's Wolverines!! Michigan’s defense saved the day for the team and a job for coach Kahki!!
Florida 31 Georgia 28
Florida finally matters!! Florida QB Kyle Trask controlled the line of scrimmage and did not turn the ball over against the Bulldog defense!! Florida’s Trask outperformed Georgia’s Fromme and went 7 for 7 in the game-winning drive!!
Oregon 34 at USC 20
Oregon QB Justin Herbert has an Uzzi for an arm and has to register his arm as a weapon in Oregon!! Seriously, google it!! USC looks like another average team in the average PAC which stands for the Pacific Average Conference!!
Memphis 38 SMU 30
COLLEGE GAMEDAY SPONSORED BY THE UNIVERSITY OF TULSA WILL BE IN MEMPHIS! Your Welcome!
Both teams are fighting for a battle in the AAC championship game!! Since UConn has graciously left the conference, the preseason conference media event will now be n Banger, Maine!!! Also I am proud to announce that next year the AAC championship has been move to Banger, Maine as well!! These two announcements make as much sense as Connecticut!! Bye, Bye Huskies!!
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