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FOS Top 10 Thunder Coaching Candidates:

All with area ties!

1. Bill Hollywood Self (OSU/TU)
2. Billy Tubbs (OU)
3. Leonard Hamilton (OSU)
4. Scott Sutton (ORU)
5. Barry Henson (ORU/BISHOP KELLEY H.S.)
6. Nolan Richardson (TU/Arkansas)
7. Terry Stotts (OU/Trail Blazers)
8. Sherri Coale (OU/Norman H.S)
9. Sean Sutton (OSU/Texas Tech)
10. Barry Switzer (OU/DallasvCowboys)

Why these dudes?  All these dudes could have done more better than (my gramatica is not working) what Donavan has done over the past few seasons for the Thunder!   More to the point, they have better hair stylist!!

Top 10 Mullets Ever!!

1. Mike Gundy (OSU football coach)
2. Billy Ray Cyrus (Singer CW)
3. Joe Dirt (fictional character)
4. Patrick Swayze (Actor)
5. John Stamos (Full House version)
6. Hulk Hogan (Professional Wrestler with little on top)
7. Ellen DeGeneres (15 years ago- Helen Reddy ish)
8. Andre Agassi (Tennis player)
9. Mel Gibson (actor Lethal Weapon days)
10. Toby Keith (Country Western singer and huge OU football fan)

Top 10 Sports Questions Heard at the Pool this Summer!!

1. Is the New York Yankee payroll larger than the National Debt?
2. Have the Dallas Cowboys passed all of their random drug tests?
3. Why does the St. Louis Cardinals starting pitch suck so bad?
4. Is a prerequisite to play for the KC Chiefs state that you must have a domestic violence accusation??
5. Two young ladies at the pool:  “I hope that 40+ Quarterback for the Patriots plays forever!!  He has such a nice butt!!”
6. Regarding Labor Day weekend start of football, the Golden Hurricane plays on Friday night at Michigan State, the Cowboys and Razorbacks play Saturday AND the Sooner play Sunday!!!   Really?  WTFrick!!
7. Is Faked Out Sports going to do his famous Picks, favorite high school diners and Pumpkin Man crap this Fall 🎃???
8. Do you think the Oklahoma Thunder will move back to Seattle?
9. Two Tulsa cougar ladies laying at the pool stated:   ”I really don't know why they will not let us wear our thong bathing suits at this place!”  ”I would really like to show off all of my butt implants!”
10. Overheard at the Utica Square Thursday night Symphony at Sunset one lady to another ”I sure hope those rowdy TU fans don't show up at Wildfork and have to be pepper sprayed like last fall”!!

Top 25 Softball Area Team's 

OU #1

OSU #13

Arkansas #24

TU #25

Dang nice job ladies!!  Don't mess with the area women!!

FOS MLB

The Cardinals are finally hitting, with the 2, 3 and 4 hitters (Goldschmidt, De Jeon, and Ozuna) having an on base percentage close to .360 the Birds are flying high!!  The starting pitching is starting to look better with the help of rookies Dakota Hudson and David Ponce De Leon!!  Rehab for Carlos Martinez has started with him relieving with the hopes to getting back to his starting role in July!! 

The Cubs are still hovering around .500 and Cubs skipper Maddon changes his line-up faster than Trump changes heads of state!!  OF Scwarber needs to suck it up and start hitting or he will be looking for homes in Iowa AAA!!  

The Astros Corriea is a stud and is starting to play like one!!  Brennan can carry the team by himself!!  The Stros will be challenged by a healthy Yankee team in October!!  

Words of wisdom from the unwise one!  Do not put CBD product on your Bran Flakes!!

Have a great sports week!!

B in T/FOS

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