Faked Out Sports/B in T
LSU hot shot young basketball coach Will Wade just got his chain yanked similarly to how the Republicans yanked Cohen’s testimony a few weeks ago!! LSU Coach preppy was caught on tape complaining that a sneaker rep should have offered a current LSU freshman stud more chicken (B in T slang for money)!!! He should have been fired the day the tape recording was released!! Instead, the administration at LSU simply suspended him so they can delay the inevitable NCAA sanctions and penalties!!
According to Steven A Smith, Ex OU kicker was a starting Quarterback for the Washington Redskins last year?!?! I make mistakes with my FOS articles but nothing that careless!!! S A S (Steven A Smith) makes big bucks and B in T makes some jack and some squat!!
Nelson Peterson, Adrian’s little brother, is FAST!!
At the OU men in tights workout for NFL scouts there were 115 passes handed out!! Adrian Peterson’s little brother was there and was timed at 4.8 in the 40 yard dash!!! Amazing considering he was only 11 years old!!! Coach Lincoln Riley immediately gave him a scholarship offer!! Nonbinding of course!!
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FOS Kids World
B in T and J in T babysat their 2 and 4-year-old grandkid rugrats last Saturday!! Usually, we can never find a movie to watch that all vast age groups can watch attentively!! But this time we did thanks to Gussy!! He picked out The Green Lantern!! J in T loved it for Ryan Reynolds!! Ana and Papa B in T both fell sound asleep while J in T and Gussy were highly entertained by the Green Ryan Reynolds in tights!!
FOS MLB
Cardinals
The birds are having a tough call on which super utility player to leave on the roster, Munoz or Drew Robinson?!?! Both players can play all outfield positions and second base, third base or shortstop in the infield!! I say keep them both and throw some catcher training in there!! Munoz is actually training as a catcher and the time of print!!
Cubs
The Cubbies are having a decent spring and the starting pitching is shaping up to look above average!
Projected starting pitching for 2019:
- Rick Reuschel (after Oprah diet!)
- Steve Stone
- Rick Sutcliffe (after 7 bud lights!)
- Scipio Spinks
- Greg Maddux or Hippo Vaughn
Astros
Astros are considering trading Carlos Corria to the Cardinals for internal information regarding how they run their minor league system!! True story!!
Royals
With the loss of there stud Catcher, I am new projecting the Royals to go 9-153!!
Never release your gastric instincts while having your 34th-anniversary dinner with your beautiful wife!!
Have a great sports week!!
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First, comparing yourself to SAS is so unfair......Steven A. has no chance. Second, good advice on the anniversary. Third, where is that Asian pitcher the Cubbies paid so much for????
ReplyDeleteNice comment sir or mam, the Asian pitcher has been sent back for money and weed!
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