Faked Out Sports!!
Is the Elf on the Shelf real!!
Is it a Christmas Gremlin that lurks in our dining room looking for food scraps?
Is it a very naughty Elf that hides my clicker, also known as a remote control, each mother chicken night when I sleep!!
Does the Elf on the Shelf spy on children to make sure they do not get into the fridge and take papa's prune juice??
Does the Elf on the Shelf have parties while the family sleeps?? Look out for teeny tiny wine bottles and teeny tiny smoked sausage weenies laying around the kitchen!! Sneaky little farts!
On Christmas Eve does the Elf on the Shelf leave little pieces of yummy Christmas candy and red and green sugar cookies for all the good little kids!! AND the bad little kids get Elf on the Shelf dirty red and green underwear!!
THE ELF ON THE SHELF IS ALWAYS WATCHING!!
FOS College Basketball Picks
Arkansas 87 Georgia Tech 75
Coach Anderson threatened to take away the teams Captain Crunch cereal and Flinstone Vitamins Cherry Chewable if they did not make the 9 pm bed check the night before the game!!
Kansas State 78 Southern Miss 67
These teams really do not matter but my FOS audience from Manhattan, Kansas demands it!!
Oklahoma 72 USC 66 BOK Center, Tulsa
Oklahoma’s Coach Kruger and his minnie me son, kick the Trojan butts in Tulsa!! Coach Lon and the team were excited to see the winter ice skating rink outside the BOK Center and skated with the OU collegiate skate team after the victory to merry Christmas music!!
Nebraska 69 OSU 64
OSU Coach Boynton is continuing youth movement while playing a tough non conference schedule!! Nebraska tall lumbering team pounded the ball into the post for the win!!
Tulsa 76 New Orleans 70
Tulsa Coach Haith is quietly putting together a nice season!! Hopefully it will have a little March Madness at the end!! Swingman Dequan Jeffries with a 46” vertical leap lead the Golden Hurricane with 26 points and 10 boards!!
Kansas 86 Villanova 71
Villanova had four players leave early for the NBA last year so they might suck this year!! Kansas coach Self has so much talent in 2018-2019 that he will not have to coach one minute this year!! Dilly Dilly coach Selfie!!
Kentucky 88 Utah 70
Kentucky Coach Eddie Munster hair has super one and done talent this year!! Utah has super 6 year Mormon Mission talent!! But neither has Duke talent!!
Richmond 74 ORU 71
The Spiders put a defensive web around ORU in the second half, as they rallied from 14 points down to win!!
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