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Faked Out College Basketball

Arkansas 88 Western Kentucky 68

The Razorbacks are full court pressing their way to a nice nonconference record!!  The Hilltopper’s mascot looks like The Grimace in red!!!  The name is derived simply from the fact that Western Kentucky sits on top of a hill by a van by the river!!

  

Iowa State 77  Iowa 72    Iowa Corn Classic

The Iowa Corn Classic is one of the biggest basketball tournaments in Iowa dating back to the early 1900s!!  It was called the Moonshine Corn Classic and the participants drank moonshine while throwing ears of corn 🌽 into peach baskets nailed on a wall!!!  Google it!!  Very true!!

Tulsa 68 Kansas State 65

Tulsa gets a huge win over a top 10 nationally ranked Wildcat team!!  The Tulsa crowd attendance was counted individually by elementary students from Jenks which totaled 2,865!!!  This was far more accurate than the Florida Governor race recount!!

Oklahoma 84 Wichita State 80

The Shockers are picked just below Tulsa at the bottom of the AAC preseason rankings!!  OU can put a notch in its belt for this win but not a big one!!

Houston 79 Okla State 72

Kelvin Sampson’s Cougars are very well coached and very athletic!!  OSU assistant coach Scott Sutton has found a super job after ORU fired him two years ago!!  Sampson and Sutton have both rekindled their careers and telling their ex-employers where to stick it!!

Kansas 95 New Mexico State 73

KU diaper dandy team defeats the Aggies dirty diapers team!!

CITI Hoops Classic

Kentucky 82 Seton Hall 75

Kentucky and their 16 Armani suits coaches on the bench win a close game over a spunky Seton Hall team!!---------------------->

Missouri 84  Oral Roberts 57

Oral Roberts has a lot of freshmen newcomers that are learning Division I Basketball!!  Junior power forward Nguwoski of ORU needs to suck it up and produce for Coach Paul Mills!!!             .

Faked Out NFL

Browns 28 Panthers 17

Mayfield is starting to do a lot of OU college freelancing with success!!  The Browns have stated that any crotch grabbing will result in a one hundred thousand dollar fine and he will no longer be allowed to do underwear commercials!!

Chiefs 33 Ravens 24
LEVEON BELL SIGNED BY CHIEFS!!!!!!  FOS exclusive!

Chief Mr. Do Everything Tyreke Hill caught a touchdown pass, ran for a touchdown, returned a kickoff for a touchdown and brought out a new Android phone from his helmet to do a selfie in the endzone!! 

Broncos 28  49ers 23

Denver John Elway has threatened to put on knee braces, arm braces, neck brace, a body brace and put on a jersey if the team does not play better!!  Case Keenum is struggling and backup Chad Kelley is in the pokie!!  The Broncos won the game and Elway put his braces up!!

Cowboys 31  Eagles 27

Cowboys are on a bit of a roll and may win their division with an 8-8 record!!  The Cowboys have been the definition of average for the last 22 years at best!!   So when the Cowboys  win the 2018 division title, Coach Howdy Doody will sign a new 20-year contract so Dallas can attain the heights of averageness for two more decades!! 

Da Bears 31  Packers 21

Packers are the most disappointing team in the NFL and the monsters of the midway, Da Bears, are the surprise team!!  Da Bears QB Trabinsky looks more like an inside linebacker and he has a neck like Butkus!!  Bears defense with the addition of defensive end Cleo Mack is scary good!!

I would like to leave you with some inspirational words of wisdom, ”Never ever blink your eyes for a millisecond while watching the Sooners on offense!!  The next thing you know is that Heisman Murray will score 2 touchdowns and do the Bo Jackson pose”!!

Have a great sports week!!

B in T/Faked Out Sports!!

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