Another Billion Bucks to the OKState Program?

OSU Football fans are ready for basketball

With the Oklahoma State Football team headed for a 6-6 season, and mullet Gundy making a million bucks a win, will T Boone put another billion in the program to get better recruits???  Maybe paint the field orange, maybe have Gundy shave his head or even recruit some 4 and 5-star recruits!!  Hopefully, the recruiting geniuses at Stillwater will have the leading edge on some new technologies to help them recruit a local lefthanded QB from Stillwater with the same last name of coach Gundy.  His son Gunner!!!  Sign his butt.......SOON!!

Faked Out College Picks!!

Oklahoma 56  Texas Tech 42

Two offensive minded coaching geniuses who can wear skinny jeans  and and woo any women of any school are to meet in Lubbock!!  Heisman hopeful Murray is on fire and his stats are looking Heisman-ish!!  OU Coach Riley has the offense purring like a kitten but his defense tackles like my grandson's 2nd-grade football team, which plays flag!!!👀👀

Tulsa 35  UConn 10

Tulsa is scrambling to get wins andUConn is scrambling to get more NAIA schools on its schedule!!  Seth Boomer who should have been TU’s quarterback sooner if I’m not a gooner throws 3 touchdowns as TU wins its 3rd game!!  Miniture goal post were torn down in B in T’s front yard as grandkids Gus, Ana, and Frankie threw blue and gold toilet paper in celebration of beating last years win total!!  

Oklahoma State 45  Baylor 37

Okie State seems to play better on the road than in the friendly confines of T Boone World!!!  The Poulan Weedeater Bowl in Hooterville, Va., has offered Oklahoma State a bid if they stay within thirty points of OU!!  Pistol Pete was wrestling the Baylor Bear Mascott and Petey pulled a groin muscle and had to be taken off the field in an ambulance!!  This made ESPN top 10!!!

West Virginia 41  Texas  33

West Virginia’s defense is really good at slowing down teams but not stopping them!!  Mathew Maconahey was hanging with some Longhorn cheerleaders that could remember all of his movies including Wedding Crashers!!  Right??

Texas A&M  44  Auburn  41

Aggies are primed for a run at the national spotlight with Jimbo Fisher talent in 2019!!  This school will start hints of this by starting with a Fake Out Sports upset alert over Auburn and Coach Calzone 5 dollar special!!   Coach Calzone of Auburn signed a 70 million dollar contract, in thanks to the muckety mucks he now has 4 losses!!  No backs and no takes to THAT contract!!  Have fun Auburn Tigers!!

Iowa 27  Purdue 24

Iowa barely beats an undersized and outmanned Purdue team!!  The Hawkeyes opened of their offense by trying two long passes!!  One of the passes hit Hawky the Mascot and the other hit an owl which was not injured!!

*************Upset Special**************

Kentucky 27  Georgia 25

Kentucky Coach Mark Stoops was so happy after the win that he called his recently fired brother Mike and offered him a Defensive Analyst position with Kentucky!!  He then recanted the offer the next day!!  Sorry, Mike!

Alabama 38  LSU 20

Coach Saban and Coach Ed Ogorange have a stare down before the game with the first gruff old fart to smile loses the coin flip!!  Nothing was decided as dozens of veins were protruding and the stare down became life threatening!!  ’Bama wins and wants to play some real competition, the Saints!!??

Washington 34  Stanford 27

Stanford brainiacs have too many pre-med majors to take football serious this year!!  But superstar running back, Love can run for 150 yards, study, perform surgery and sign a NFL contract all in one day!!  But can't beat Washington this weekend!!

Washington State 41  California 31

Coach Leach calls the Cal Bears a bunch of pretty boys that smoke fatties and eat Nachos instead of weightlifting!!  Upon hearing of the comments from Coach Leach, Cal Coach Wilcox invited him over for a fatty party!!

Michigan 27  Penn State 26

Michigan’s defense is so dang tough that numerous NFL coaches are asking Coach Harbaugh about his defensive scheme!?!?  Coach Khaki then responded, ’What scheme?!’, ’I just hired the right dude to be the dude to make the defensive calls!’ Next question?

Northwestern 34  Notre Dame 29

Notre Dame welcome to the real world, and a two losses will not get you in the final four or final eight!

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