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Bobblehead Sports:
Our Eldest OKC Granddaughter Frankie broke her arm on the playground!! Of course, if she lived in Tulsa (closer to Mimi and Papi, ha!) she could play at the Gathering Place where the asphalt is made of crushed tennis shoes 👟!! Much safer, hint-hint!!
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B in T has adopted these rules!
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At one time Oklahoma had four of the top 25 teams in the nation!! There are close to 4 billion high school football teams in Texas and Oklahoma alone!!
#11 Owasso Rams, Oklahoma
#12 Bixby Spartans,Oklahoma
#13 Union Tulsa, Oklahoma
#17 Jenks, Oklahoma
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B in T College picks:
Oklahoma 35 at Auburn 31
Auburn fans can be the most rowdy of the rowdies in the rowdiest stadium in Alabama!!
When the Sooners entered the Auburn stadium each sooner had the song ‘Bong to the bong, diggy, diggy, I am KID ROCK’, on their iPhone 17!! Thus drowning out the menacing Auburnites!! Thanks, Kid Rock for the NIL (Name Image Likeness) donation in honor of Toby Keith!
Monster Sooner Freshman running back Taylor Tatum smiles too much on the field according to his coaches!! Well, if you rush for 167 yards on 14 carries and 3 touchdowns in Jordan-Haire Stadium — you can smile anywhere u want to!!
Oklahoma State 31 at Kansas State 27
Ok State's power run game can kill 10 minutes and 46 seconds in the fourth quarter not score, and win a game with the Wildcats offense sitting on the sidelines!! Three timeouts and the new 2 MINUTE warning and the Cowboys still ran the stinkin’ clock out!! Yep, COACH GUNDY IS GOLDEN!!
Texas A&M 42 Arkansas 24
MASCOT VS MASCOT
TUSK V VS Reveille
Tusk V took over for his father Tusk IV who retired in 2019. He is succeeded by his brother Tusk VI in the continuation of the live mascot program at the University of Arkansas.
Career Record: 21-27
Reveille, the first lady of Aggieland, is the official mascot of Texas A&M University!! She is the highest-ranking member of the Corps of Cadets being the only bearer of five silver diamonds!!
The Aggies like Reveille have much more speed and cunning maneuvers than a Razorback or Tusk V!!
Tulsa 36 at North Texas 31
Time for the LCA Frat Bro 65 and over road trip to Denton!!This should will be fun if we bring the correct things!!
Required stuff to take:
1 Denton Bail bondsman phone #
2 Extra Male Depends in case of excess drinking
3 Brownies spiked from Pumpkin Man🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
4 - 100 /1 dollar bills 💵 yo!! For a gentleman quarterly near you!!Lipstics Denton, Texas
5 Blood Pressure Meds for ALL OF US!!
6 Reading glasses for the program at the game!!
Actually, we punted the road trip to Denton and went to Sutures!! Mrs. B in T was out of town for the weekend so time to get the extra cushiony Depends out for the Saturday game and have a few Busch Lights!!
Go TU and all area teams!
Ohio State 45 at Michigan State 17
QB Will Howard has done the most important thing he could do when transferring from Kansas State to Ohio State!! With Ohio State all he has to do is show up and LIMIT YOUR TURNOVERS and he wins!! He has 1 interception in 4 games!! The Spartans of Michigan would have trouble beating the Spartans of Bixby who would have trouble beating the Spartans of latter-day Sparta!! Do you get my drift? Nice win Todd!!
Texas 47 Mississippi State 21
The Longhorns have an offensive line that is one of the best in the country with 4 returning starters!! The possible replacement for the one O Line is a 5-star player from Houston!Seen below:
Illinois 27 at Penn State 21
Huge upset in the Big 10!!
Illinois has not won at Penn State’s Beaver Stadium since 1960 when the stadium was in the infantile stage!
Illinois slowed down the Nittany Lions running game and Illini QB Luke Altmeyer passed for 0 interceptions and 2 touchdowns!
Wisconsin 31 at USC 28
USC QB Miller Moss has waited his turn behind Caleb Williams and looks the part!! An impressive passer with Caleb and Baker-type quick feet, no thanks to Muleshoe, aka- Lincoln Riley!!
Iowa State 38 at Houston 28
The Clone cheerleaders have more muscle content than the Cougar offensive linemen!! Google it!! Houston's new coach Ritz is dangerously football-smart and home-field advantage makes this closer than we think!! Don't bet on this one Kev!
Alabama 31 Georgia 28
Possibly thirteen 1st rounders on the field during this game!! None taking CLASSES‼️‼️‼️Really don't blame them. Why ask why?
Nebraska 31 at Purdue 21
The Nebraska coach is considering moving to a tougher Conference like the Nato Summit!
Haha! The next time Nebraska will win the Big 10, will literally be when hell freezes over in Lincoln, Nebraska!!
B in T High School picks:
The first true sighting of Pumpkin Man was at Tulsa New Premium Mall in Jenks!!
This new outlet mall opened to tens of thousands and The Man of Pumpkin 🎃 was seen handing out magical brownies to teens all over Jenks, Bixby, and south Tulsa!! These brownies simply have a strong sugar content and can keep the kiddos wired up to buy more needless items at the outlet stores!! No green-seeded brownies, I believe!!
Jenks 45 at Bixby 38
The Jenks' moms played the Bixby moms in a tug-of-war contest!! This bout was played Thursday and was won by the Spartan moms whose coach Dr. Stevens, gave the Bixby moms some Flintstone Vitamins for strength and endurance!!
Some pre tug a war Flinstone Medicated gummy worms were passed out inadvertantly!!
OC Millwood 52 at Blackwell 6
The Blackwell fans are headed for a wild Turkey 🦃 shoot, leaving kids playing and moms watching the Maroons getting slaughtered by Millwood!!
This killer wild turkey was seen at the Blackwell Shoot and has attacked and killed 2 Black Bears!! True shat!!
Cascia 47 Inola 18
Cascia Hall has more private school perks than any hoity-toity private school in the world!! Including a a daily chauffeur-driven double-decker limousine for the football player and cheerleader of the week!!
This bus was used for the U.S. Open in Tulsa!
Memorial 27 Hale 20
Both teams fought their hearts out for the pride of TPS elder statesmen!! Memorial, Hale, BTW, McClain, Edison and Central are the founders of High School football in the Tulsa City limits!! Everything has moved south, Jenks, BA, Bixby, and Union now has powerhouse football with Owasso looming north of Tulsa! Jenks JV would pound any of the old Tulsa city limit founders now!
Owasso 54 Broken Arrow 38
Owasso is hot fire and their young offense is starting to believe in the great coaching staff and head Coach Antonio Graham!! The Owasso team speed is earth-shattering!! Most teams have their big strong muscled-up goliaths walk off the team bus first!! With the Rams, the track star RBs, WRs, etc., go off the bus first but the problem is you can't see them cuz they are so dang fast!!
Tonkawa 38 at Quapaw 23
The Quapaw Mildcats were blasted by the Buccaneers at the magnificent Quapaw field right next to the 200 million dollar Quapaw Casino!!! Cousin Kelly and Charlie stayed after the victory and won thousands of pennies at the penny slots! They were so excited they forgot to call in my Tonkawa score!! The nerve of those penny slot partiers!!!
Quapaw B in T Diner of the Week:
Dallas Dairyette
103 N Main St
Quapaw, Ok 7xxxz
THE ROUTE 66 Sponsored Dallas Dairyette has been
around for 55 years and has had celebs such as Dick Clark, Roy Clark, Tanya Tucker’s cat Louise (the best saucer of milk she has ever had), Fog Hat’s drummer, and Megadeath’s lead vocalist!! The fried catfish and the fried mountain oysters are world-renowned and best served with hot mustard with a dash of mayo!!
B in T NFL picks:
Cowboys 31 at Giants 14
The Giant QB Daniel Jones, seen below in their New York Giants Retro uniforms, seems to prosper in the notoriety of being number one in the NFL in Interception returns for the other team!!
This letter was sent to Dan, from Dak!
Thanks, Daniel:
To my friend Daniel Jones for throwing two pick-sixes to enable many of our fans to cover the spread!! You're a bestie!!
Dak
Esquire
Chargers 24 Chiefs 21
The Chargers' new coach khaki Harbaugh used some old Michigan college plays to upset the Chiefy Wiefies!! He attempted the winged T formation, but the entire team was illegally offside, in motion, or illegally laughing too much!
Texans 31 Jaguars 21
The new Texans running back Mixon, from OU, has been reborn with his new team!! He dropped 15 pounds with the new kale and beef 🐄 diet from Opra!! He shows it by his speed with 127 yards rushing, 5 catches for 50 yards and 3 overall touchdowns!!
Bears 31 Rams 7
The Rams were drug-tested the day before the game and 13 players were out!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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