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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
The Royal Couple Tour of the Midwest continues on May 1st and 2nd at the Midwest Boccia Championship in Overland Park, Kansas!! Watching a high-level boccia tournament in Overland Park would be similar to watching Polo Tournaments for the Royal Family in England!! Or possibly National Croquet Championship in Manchester!! Numerous members from the Center for Physically Limited will be at the tournament and will meet Royalty, Mehgan and Harry at the Fuzzy Taco in Overland Park for a pre-tournament meal on May, 1!
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Number of years the XFL lives:
FOS O/U - 2.5
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When Bobby Stoops takes his clipboard and leaves, crumble goes the XFL!
Number of players in the college football transfer portal for 2020?
FOS O/U - 400
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Oklahoma still has some defensive studs contemplating the transfer portal!
Number of wins for Arkansas football in 2020!!
FOS O/U - 6
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I liked Chad Morris but I really like new coach Pittman!! Lets take the 5 win under and mucho improvement in 2020!
FOS O/U - 47
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Never bet against a team with a healthy point guard named Chris Paul! Love his ball-handling and court vision!!
Number of mock drums banging at Astro away games this season!!
FOS O/U - 250,000
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Baseball fans can be very vindictive!!
Number of times B in T gets frustrated and cusses at Cardinal Baseball this year:
FOS O/U - 162
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B in T has new medicine to keep him calm during Cardinal and TU sports competition!!
Number of area teams invited to post season college basketball tournaments:
FOS O/U - 3
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TU - NIT - ‘Next year’ is a popular term among TU fans!
OU - NCAA - Sooner’s Big 12 tough Conference helps their at large bid!
Arkansas - NCAA - Arkansas limps into the Tourney but has something to prove to the Hog fans!
ORU - CBI - Good season for the Golden Eagles!
OSU - If OSU ends up 16-15 they will being invited to the NIT because of their nonconference schedule! Love me some Coach Boynton!!
Number of points per game Freshman Bryce Thompson will score for the Kansas Jayhawks in 2020-2021:
FOS O/U - 15
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Next year I will be a huge Kansas basketball 🏀fan! Shhhhh keep it quiet! Bryce will go pro after scoring 17.2 per game with 5 rebounds and 4 assist per game!! The Thunder will trade up in the draft and take Bryce Thompson!!!!!!!
FOS Bobbleheads:
Papa’s Gus Playing LaCrosse !!
After watching my 5-year-old grandson with a small LaCrosse mallet, which looks like the bamboo tiki torches in my back yard, I definitely think the Gus has found his sport!! I was the only grey-headed dude watching the LaCrosse practice but the young fathers and mothers watching the practice really need to get a life much more than I do!!
After watching my 5-year-old grandson with a small LaCrosse mallet, which looks like the bamboo tiki torches in my back yard, I definitely think the Gus has found his sport!! I was the only grey-headed dude watching the LaCrosse practice but the young fathers and mothers watching the practice really need to get a life much more than I do!!
FOS College Basketball Picks!
Kentucky 71 at Florida 67
The Wildcats seem to play well in Gainsville, simply because they always have the better talent and better-looking cheerleaders!! The Florida basketball court is now named after Thunder Coach Billy Donavan but Kentucky still treats it like Rupp Arena!!
Texas Tech 67 Kansas 63
The Jayhawks and coach Hollywood Self are cruising to a number one seed!! Tech is playing for their NCAA seeding lives and Kansas is playing for seats in front of the Kansas bandwagon leer jet!! Tech needs the win more and not much to do in Lubbock this day!!
Oklahoma State 78 at Texas 74
The Cowboy Boone twins which are in no way related to the senior female hotty Boone twins at Hale High School in the mid-70s are starting to play up to their freshman hype!! Good things for the OSU Golden Coral in the future!!
Texas A&M 71 Arkansas 70
A&M mascot Reveillry the dog hikes on the official after a bad call against the Aggies!! Reveillry is given a technical foul and is not available for the first half of the next game!!
TCU 81 Oklahoma 73
This game, in Fort Worth, is a must-win for both teams to make the big dance!! Oklahoma’s performance arrow has been pointing down over the last part of the season and this can be very significant for the NCAA Selection Committee!! As projected a loss here and an early finish in the Big 12 Conference Tournament will be devastating to the Sooners!! Bubble team match up!
Tulsa 66 at Wichita State 65
Wichita, Kansas may be the only city in America that is best known for an oil company. Koch Industries and wheat fields keep this community from being a convenience store on the way to Omaha, NE!! As a homer, I have picked TU to win on a last-second tip-in by Matins Igbanu!! Of course, this game is a key game for TU to have any chance at the NCAA tourney!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one: If you have courtside seats to a Tulsa basketball game, you cannot yell, as loudly, at the refs simply because they can HEAR YOU!! I know..........
Have a great sports week!
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