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College Coaching Caravan Shuffle is No Icky Shuffle but INTERESTING!!
The latest shuffles:
The wild dude shuffle- Coach Mike Leach left ho-hum Washington State to Mississippi State of the big stoic SEC!!
The preppy shuffle- Coach Lane Kiffin and his hot wife left Florida Atlantic to coach the Ole Miss Rebels of the nonpreppy SEC world!!
The Carolina connection shuffle- The new hot coach in college football, Matt Ruhle from Baylor, is headed to the NFL Carolina Panthers!! Fast lane for coach Ruhle!!
The Huskie re-shuffle- Defensive Coordinator Jimmy Lake replaces Washington’s Peterson who resigned!
The Seminole Shuffle- Florida State hired Mike Novell from Memphis of the AAC coach grooming conference!
The Razorback Shuffle-The Hogs hired Sam Pittman who was the highest-paid offensive line coach in college football from Georgia!! Top-notch recruiter!!
The Florida Atlantic Shuffle- FAU hired Willie Taggert and will be looking for another coach in two years!!
The Big Bad Baylor Bears Shuffle- David Aranda who was the LSU National Champion defensive coordinator, will put his signature on the Big 12 Conference!!
The Aloha Shuffle- Todd Graham, former TU coach, will go to Hawaii and bark out orders there!! The Tasmanian devil is BACK!
Special B in T Announcement:
Megan and Harry will be spending a weekend this summer at the B in T home!! The Royal family will be going to a Driller baseball game and having Mrs. B in T's famous hamburgers on the Hasty-Bake!! Their security detail (Coweta Sherriffs Department) will sleep in the kid's room with the X-box!!
Super Bowl Pick:
Chiefs 31 49ers 27
The Chiefs and the Mahomes to Kelce 2 touchdowns defeated the 49ers Garoppollo to Kittle 1 touchdown!! The half time show of Jennifer Lopez and Shakira was so hot the men over 60 years of age had to use protective eyewear!! JLo's hubby, Alex Rodriguez was a background dancer for the halftime gig!! Rodriguez went unnoticed by the pumped-up crowd; which is a good thing!! Upon receiving the Super Bowl MVP Trophy, Mahomes looked at the camera and said ’Let's go to Dolly World!’ in his Mickey Mouse voice!!
FOS College Basketball Picks!
Texas Tech 77 at Kansas 75 2OTs
Kansas goes down at home as numerous students in the Allen Field House were left crying from the exhaustion of a double-overtime game!! The KU professor section was able to take a short nap and go outside and smoke a cigar due to the length of the game!! The Tech nobodies were able to beat the Kansas 5 star some bodies!!
Auburn 84 Kentucky 81
Coach Calipari has requested highway patrolman to escort him to and from his seat at the Auburn arena!! This is a new trend to keep up with the popular SEC football coaching arrangements!! Highway patrolmen are now being discussed for the Kentucky Volleyball, Softball and Rowing coaches!! Google it!
Oklahoma 74 Oklahoma State 70
Top Dog, the OU mascot returns after 12 years and gets the into a skirmish with Pistol Pete before tipoff!! Both mascots were embarrassed about the amount of ESPN TV coverage they were not getting! OU’s Top Dog is handled by a professional dancer from New York named Tongavillarial who played in Cats, Hamilton and Peter Pan on Broadway! OU Top Dog mascot is always the Top Dog at the Norman Lloyd Noble Arena!! But when Pistol Petey arrived with his big head and the big pistol the mascot rumble was on!! Too Dog took a water pistol and started shooting at the giant paper mache head until it softened to a Burger King 🍔man face! Scary!!
Tulsa 71 Wichita State 59
Tulsa again is lethal at home and the Shockers were ranked 27th nationally until their trip to the Reynolds Center!! Mrs. B in T is a Shocker alum and must cook me breakfast for a week if my ’Cane win!! Pop-Tarts for the victor!!
Arkansas 67 at Alabama 62
The Razorback fans are already looking at NCAA tournament projections with the Hogs all the way up to a 5th seed by Jerry Palm!! This road win can catapult the team that wins to a solid upper-tier finish in the SEC!!
Oral Roberts 77 Denver 61
The Denver Pioneers, not the Nuggets, are at the bottom of the Summit League and should be a solid pick to lose to ORU!! ORU big man Nzekiwese pulled down 13 rebounds and Sophomore big man Obanor continues to improve his inside scoring!! Easy win!
Arkansas 80 Auburn 75
The Bud Walton Arena will be packed with the entire student section wearing plaid jackets in honor of Auburn coach Bruce Pearl!! Coach Pearl is the only Division 1 coach that can coach a game and 1 hour later sell a 2012 Ford Taurus with 200,000 miles on the speedometer!! True that!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!! The term snizzle is a meteorologist’s made-up word for rain drizzle and snow!! For rizzle!
Have a great sports week!
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