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Bocce Mania 2020!!
Bocce Ball season is upon us and winter training is starting at the Center for Physically Limited Individuals!! Our Bocce organization is becoming well known at the Bocce USA headquarters! As a 4 year veteran of the Center bocce team, I have moved my ranking to 21st!! I am very proud to be ranked 21st on my team! We have many new faces this year so this might lower my ranking!! I will have a roster of the team published in a few weeks!! Several of our members made USA Bocce All American and Honorable Mention nationally: Sherri boom boom, Janice implosion, Spencer Loverboy and Froggetta Jeanie all made first team all American USA Bocce!! Coach George and Coach David gave us a rigorous offseason training stuff!! One requirement was to squeeze a bocce ball 1,000 times a day!! Two players passed out after 300 squeezes!! Not really!! JK. Prayers for a good and safe Bocce year!!
FOS Bobblehead!
Ana = Ballerina?!?!
My Granddaughter Ana is only 3 and her mom has intro introduced her to Ballet! Holy Shat never have a 3-year-old who has just learned to crossover dribble a basketball do that French dance stuff!! My daughter did not like my belief and put Papa B in T in time out!! I understand that each child will undertake whatever he or she likes blah, blah, blah but ballet, yuk!!
Alternatives other than 3-year-old ballet:
- Disco Dancing lessons
- Indy car toddler racing
- Scuba Diving for tots
- Rock climbing for 3 and up
- Turtle racing
- Electric Guitar Lesson
- Spend the money you save for a weekend in Branson!
- Lemonade stand- money maker
- Rugby lessons - Ana would be awesome at rugby!!
- Watch football with Papa!!
Just sayin!
FOS More Bowl Picks!
Jan 1 2020
Outback Bowl
Auburn 42 Minnesota 35
Auburn with Coach Gus Calzone seems to always win enough to keep his job and hire a new coach for a new offense!! Former coach Chad Morris of Hogland has come to the Tigers to reenergize his coaching career with his TU buddy Gus!! He will be the offensive coordinator for the Outback Bowl!! The Minnesota Golden Gophers are not known for their high octane offense but to catch up with other Big 10 and SEC teams they are starting to be a factor offensively!! Auburn Coaches Gus and Chad were too much for Minnesota in the Outback Bowl!! Gifts include Fossil watch; $125 Amazon gift card; Jostens ring; Outback Steakhouse gift card; hat and a 4-foot pet Gila Monster lizard!!
VRBO Citrus Bowl
Alabama 48 Michigan 34
The VRBO Citrus Bowl turned out to be just what the doctor ordered for Coach Nick Saban and the Crimson!! Saying that Saban out-coached Coach Kahki is giving too much credit to Nick!! Charlie, our giant fat cat, could out coach Khaki!! The Wolverines loading up for another average year in 2020!! Gifts are the following: 400 Best Buy gift card; watch; Herschel backpack with a luggage tag and numerous pairs of Hagar khaki pants!!
Rose Bowl Presented by Northwestern
Oregon 35 Wisconsin 24
The Big 10 seems to be overrated with the exception of Ohio State!! The Ducks are led by QB stud Justin Herbert and top QB for the 2020 draft!! A prototypical drop back, pocket NFL quarterback which appears to be not so typical anymore! Herbert completed 30 of 39 passes for 315 yards and 2 touchdowns against the supposedly stern Badger defense!! Rose Bowl gifts include: Fossil watch; Ogio backpack; New Era 9Fifty snapback adjustable hat and of course a miniature llama for each student-athlete!!
All-state Sugar Bowl
Baylor 41 Georgia 35
I have been told that the B in T pick of Baylor over Georgia is a homer Big 12 pick!! Wrong, sofa breath!! Just because Mrs. B in T purchased a Jo Anna Gaines Magnolia Furniture collection sofa and love seat out of Waco, has absolutely nothing to do with my selection!! Mrs. B in T actually likes Baylor’s puke green uniforms!! Baylor’s defense stopped Georgia at the end of the game when it mattered the most!! Gifts include: Armani Exchange watch; “History of The Bowls: Celebrating the Good of The Game” book; New Era hat; Rock ‘Em socks; performance hooded T-shirt TicketSmarter and a year membership to the Jelly donut of the month club!!
Jan 2
Ticketsmarter Birmingham Bowl
Cincinnati 48 Boston College 21
Kansas beat the shizzle out of B.C., so how in the heck did they receive a bid to the Ticketsfarter Birmingham Bowl!! The Bearcats should be favored by at least 50 points but a few players were late for curfew after they accidentally went into a Lady Godivas Gentlemen Club thinking they were getting Godiva chocolates! A total of 6 players will miss the first half of the Birmingham Bowl! Ticketsmarter Bowl gifts as follows: Book: History of The Bowls: Celebrating the Good of The Game” book; bucket, and finally an autographed picture of the next Governor of Alabama, Nick Saban!!
Jan 6
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Tulane 35 Southern Miss 27
The Green Wave have put together a nice season and has to much speed for the Conference USA’s Southern Miss!! Gifts: Each player will receive a 40 million dollar Stealth Jet...........replica by Hot Wheels!!
FOS College Basketball Picks!
ORU 78 at South Dakota State 71
The Golden Eagles have always been the biiioootch of all the Dakota schools!! The Dakota schools look down on the other Summit League schools! This time ORU kicked South Dakota State Bison butts with super interior defense!!
Tulsa 75 Temple 72
The Golden Hurricane crowds continue to support the Hurricane but there is a much smaller number of folks at the games!! TU JC Transfer Brandon Rachal Jr. helped keep the TU cheering strong with 18 points and 8 rebounds!!
************BREAKING NEWS*************
The Sports Information Director has announced the return of Arbys Clickers! Please do not try to swallow a clicker!
Arkansas 85 Texas A&M 75
The Razorbacks superstar Mason Jones can be a one-man wrecking ball!! Jones put in 30, 13 boards and 12 fouls which were overlooked by the refs!!
Kansas 82 West Virginia 78
Kansas and West Virginia can put 5 seven-footers on the floor!! Land of the Jolly Green Giants will be busy when the NBA comes calling! Great game and the Jayhawk crowd intensely gave the big skyscrapers from West Virginia a hard time with vile language! Such words as ka ka poo-poo; shat; cha chi; dork were chanted in the professor section at Allen Fieldhouse!! Evidently, certain KU faculty folks decided to bring a flask of alcohol to the game!!
Texas Tech 77 Oklahoma State 68
Lubbock is a tough place to play for any team in college or NBA!! OSU went 4-21 from the 3 point line and guard Lindy Waters III was in early foul trouble!! The Tech sharpshooters hit 48% from the 3 point line!! Never fun in Lubbock!
FOS NFL Wild Card Playoff Picks!!
AFC
Patriots 31 Titans 17
Titans QB Ryan Taneyhill was busy running from the Patriot’s linemen and unable to complete 50% of his passes against the Patriot D!! The Patriots O-Line gave the 42-year-old veteran QB Brady enough time for him to dink and dunk 4-yard passes to a win!! Both QBs have supermodel wives which gives rise to the fact that life is not fair!!
Texans 27 Bills 17
The Texans QB Deshaun Watson can throw a football through a cement wall but has trouble finding the wall if you know what I'm talking about!! The Bills had trouble corralling the Houston QB as he ran through the Bills defense for 95 yards and passed for 224 and 2 touchdowns!! No INTERCEPTIONS!! Bills running back Frank Gore who played with Y.A. Tittle and Sammy Baugh ran for 101 yards and 1 touchdown!
NFC
Saints 34 Vikings 24
The Saints ageless QB Drew Brees throws for 4 touchdowns and 297 yards and 1 interception!! The Vikings QB Kirk Cousins is still dreaming of winning a playoff game and with his two interceptions, he will continue his search through 2020!
Seattle 31 at Eagles 24
The legend of Seattle QB Russell Wilson lives on as the 5’11” too short for the NFL player continues to lead his team to more playoff victories!! The Eagles with their overrated QB Wentz will look back on this season as the season they finally helped get Jason Garrett fired and woke a sleeping giant called the Dallas Cowboys!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!
When trying to decide where to eat dinner with your significant other always let the female of the relationship make the decision!! You will eat quicker if you use these words of wisdom!!
Have a great sports week!
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